December 12th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
I am not making this up:
The above graphic, believe it or not, comes from a 1943 booklet published by General Mills corporation under the title of Your Share: How to Prepare Appetizing, Healthful Meals With Foods Available Today. Despite a full-page forward by Betty Crocker herself (never a real person), the meat-stretching advice is not as exciting as any ErosBlog reader would hope.
See also “Stretch Your Meat With Cream Of Wheat” — a booklet offered in the same year via advertisements in Life magazine and elsewhere:
A heavily-watermarked inverted-colors graphic based on the “Stretch Your Meat” booklet achieved brief internet notoriety via Boing Boing back in 2007, but there doesn’t seem to be a true/complete copy or image of the booklet available anywhere. If an ErosBlog reader knows better, please share!
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December 10th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
What’s up with monster fucking? Monster Fucker Monday is a visual celebration, but there’s also plenty of monster fucking in smut books, aka erotic romances. Why? Gab Taylor offers an explanation:
So the reason why a lot of straight women love monster romance is that the monsters and the monster romance are less monstrous than real men in real life. It’s kind of like how in Beauty And The Beast, when Gaston is literally more horrible than the beast, who is an actual monster.
Yeah.
So if you’re really confused on why girly pops are reading about blue aliens, orcs, mermaids, dragons who may have more than one appendage… that’s why. Yeah, that’s why. It’s because it’s supposed to be a play on that. The fact that real men who are humans are actually the real monsters in real life. And that you have to go and find a blue alien who will actually love you and take care of you because the actual humans inside of our own species are incapable of doing so.
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December 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
How could we possibly go into the winter holiday season without a festive outdoor orgy scene that features (among its many intriguing elements) a long queue of tiny horny goblin-esque men waiting their turn to join the erotic celebration?
The scene is a detail from artwork by Arcturusx1, who also illustrated the very first Monster Fucker Monday.
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December 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Women worry too much sometimes. There’s a joke about vegans that goes a little bit like this:
A man was talking to a vegan who was trying to dissuade him from eating meat. The vegan tells him “If you ever once saw how pigs were slaughtered, you’d never eat bacon again.”
The guy says to the vegan “Listen here, buddy. I watched my wife give birth to two babies, and I still love to eat her pussy on the regular!”
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December 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
In these hypermodern times when the self-driving feature on your semi-self-driving car is more likely to turn off in a moment of crisis, not to save your ass or avoid the impact but to spare the manufacturer liability for your imminent smash-up, it’s amusing that sixty-five years ago the bold prognosticators in the March 1961 issue of For Men Only thought it would work the other way around.
In less than twenty years (by 1970?) they predicted, “electronic robots will steal control of the car from the driver in moments of crisis.”
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December 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus
For comedy purposes only! How do you find and harvest a male sub for your thruple? Apparently the Trinh Hyy way is to use a bait girl:
Too late now to warn the young man that it’s a trap!
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November 30th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
These novelty chastity belt panties were sent in by a reader (modeled by his wife Lily) to appear in a 1977 issue of the British porn magazine Late Night Extra:
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