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June 1st, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Welcome To The Family

In honor of the first day of Pride Month, Qpan from TikTok wants you to know: when you’re involved in a threesome, it’s not exactly straight sex, even if you’re “just watching.” Welcome to the family, and happy Pride!

threesomes are queer sex

Backup link is here (because I don’t trust TikTok even a little bit.)

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May 31st, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Buckaroos, Unbuckled

You know how Chuck Tingle’s collective word for people, perhaps more specifically his fans, is “buckaroos”? I thought of that when I saw this interior title graphic in the April 1978 issue of Honcho magazine, as seen here at BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings:

gay porn photo with a belt buckle graphic and the headline noonday cowboys: buckaroos unbuckling

For the record, and because it came up in social media conversation the other day, BJ is the only sex blogger I know of who has been been blogging more or less continually for longer than me. However, a big asterisk on that is that I can’t find nav links to his pre-2010 archives anywhere on his current website. I only have that link because it’s in my own posts from that era.

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May 29th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Weaponized Incompetence, And Blowjobs

A silly goose on TikTok sounds fed up with the weaponized incompetence of the men in her life, and she’s threatening to return the favor:

It seems like she might have some apologies and foot massages due to her.

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May 28th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Wrecking Her Mascara

I am an older wolf with a rapidly-greying muzzle, and thus not so wise to the tricks of the sweet and pretty little vixens as you young cubs need to be. But I can watch the videos, and I can learn things. For example, did you know that mascara doesn’t have to dissolve and run down her face when her eyes fill with tears? As IndianaMylf explains here (backup link), that’s a choice that she makes while she’s putting herself together, when she wants to be dramatic for you later.

woman with tears in her eyes and running mascara as she gives a blowjob 3d render

So just remember that. Waterproof mascara is a thing. Non-waterproof mascara, if she’s wearing it, is a choice. When her mascara is running down her cheeks while she’s gasping around your dick, or while she’s sobbing warm tears against your chest for that matter, it’s a performance for you. Nothing wrong with that! But an informed man is better able to react appropriately. Now you know.

Image credit: The lovely 3D render of a woman with running mascara as she gives a blowjob is by ShizzyZzZzZz.

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May 27th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Audio Porn: Use Me

I first became aware of the idea of audio porn when Susie Bright released a CD called Cybergasm back in 1993. A follow-up disc got mentioned by my co-blogger Dr. Faustus here on ErosBlog in 2009. But there weren’t many other modern examples. In history, we had a few precedents: old vinyl party albums of dirty jokes and songs, or 45 singles of bawdy songs from the African-American folk or blues traditions. But that was about it. We went a long time after Susie Bright’s pioneering experiments in audio porn without anybody much following them up.

a woman fantasizing about sex while masturbating

This is a digression, but I do have to admit that during those years we did see the rise of e-books and audio books, in rough but not precise parallel. I am tempted to claim (without sufficient evidence) that the rise of both has been a sharply-gendered experience. Every man I know who admits to reading or listening to a lot of ebooks and/or audiobooks talks about self-help books, popular non-fiction, and “big” commercial fiction titles. Women mostly don’t talk to me about their ebooks or audiobooks at all. But I know a secret most men do not. Women — lots of them — enjoy romance books in all formats, and the word “romance” is code — again, often but by no means always — for smut. Dirty, filthy, raunchy, wonderful, porn. Women have porn on their e-readers and nowadays it’s as often as not being read aloud to them by professional voice actors over their bluetooth headphones while they drive, exercise, and go about their daily business. Far more often, in fact, than most men realize or imagine.

So, yes, in that sense, audio porn has taken over the world. But otherwise, I haven’t seen much porn that’s written and produced to be consumed as an erotic audio experience. And here’s where my blogging friend Girl On The Net comes in. Her audio porn project is Patreon-supported, and she’s been at it for years, with more than 500 audio-adapted sexy blogs from her and a whole team of amazing writers and contributors who work with her, all for your listening pleasure.

Here’s a sample:

A word of caution: GoTN is based in the UK, which requires adult verification before allowing access to pornography to visitors from within the UK. As she explains here, that means UK-based visitors are blocked from hearing her audio porn, although text is fine. You see, her project doesn’t make enough money to pay the costs of age-verifying visitors. But using any VPN will get you around that block. (If you live in one of the US states with age verification laws and are having to age-verify to use PornHub and similar, you can do the same thing for the same reason.)

Image credit: Artwork is by Stuart F Taylor.

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May 26th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

More Bondage Sisters

Said to be actual sisters, even if their bondage was artfully applied in the pasting room:

bondage sisters 1926

According to Bondage Blog:

This photo, titled Sisters Enchained, appeared in the September 17, 1926 issue of Arts and Vanities magazine. The caption says this is “a composition of both art and camera work” with the art having been applied to “Alberta and Adamae Vaughn, of F.B.O. fame.”

Bondage Blog has links with details. My question, 99 years after the photo was taken: is the second sister named “Adamae” because their parents hoped for a son, or is something more gender-interesting going?

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May 25th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

More Blowjobs

Jody Pipes has a question about blowjobs, and an answer, too:

Whenever has a woman said “I started giving my man more blowjobs and it totally ruined our relationship?”

Never. Never has that happened ever in the history of society. There are really only upsides to doing this.

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