I don’t know if moms in 2026 still struggle to persuade little boys to wash their hands, but when I was knee high to a grasshopper, it was a persistent concern of my own mother. And there’s plenty of “gender discourse” on the modern internet about dubious male hygiene standards; if you’ve missed the viral anecdotes from traumatized young women in new relationships with men who don’t seem to wash their own asses, count yourself lucky. Today’s anecdote concerns a man-shaped human who may have spelunked his own unwashed ass before offering his contaminated fingers to a lady-friend for sucking/tasting. Apparently his poor mom’s efforts to teach him handwashing were an abject failure:

Today, I hung out with the guy I’ve been crushing on for a while, and it’s always “platonic,” but recently it’s become a littleeee bit spicy — at least with conversations. Long story short, he put his fingers in my mouth as far as he could, and in the moment, I was into it. But as soon as I breathed in, I smelled the most RANK stench of butt. Like, seriously rank. I gagged immediately.

This happened an hour ago, and I’ve brushed my teeth now 7 times. I feel like I just tasted man butt. I had butt fingers in my mouth. I’m so turned off. I wish this was a joke; cannot even believe my life. I viewed this man so highly for so long, and I wanted to enjoy this (barely) intimate moment with him so badly, but instead that happened. But he is truly not a good fit for me, and perhaps this was a wake-up call for me to get the fuckkkkk away from him, and I think it’s going to work now. I can’t think of him without smelling that smell.

This has been circulating on various social platforms, but probably comes originally from Reddit.

Gentlemen, don’t be ass-fingers guy!

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This joke is at least fifty years old:

A recent poll asked what percentage of the male population likes women with thick thighs, and what percentage likes women with thin thighs. Three percent preferred thick thighs, two percent preferred thin thighs, and the other ninety-five percent said they preferred something in between.

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This 1952 Oster advertisement for a “massage instrument” promises to be “a wonder worker for any part of the body that needs stimulation or relaxation.” And no doubt it was!

Slightly more modern versions of these were sold through the 1970s, I think? I had an old (but not this old) one to play with from a thrift store in the late 20th century, and it was almost as much fun as a powerful plug-in wand vibrator. However, I want to call attention to the kinky dress our Christmas housewife is wearing in the advertisement! Does she or does she not look ready to play?

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As a person on the older end of GenX, and as somebody who missed out on the free love parts of the sexual revolution by just a few years, I’ve been been fighting the sex positivity battle my entire adult life, in alignment with sex-positive feminists and in opposition to anti-porn activists and sex-negative people who spread myths about “sex addiction.”

Only in the last few months did I become aware that there’s a sex-negative cultural tendency in parts of GenZ — even the secular parts — to vilify sexuality and to disdain normal expressions of sexuality and desire. One of the linguistic markers of this cultural trend, if you didn’t know, is to use the words “lust” and “lustful” as a derogatory, like some 19th-century brimstone preacher. So far I don’t know very much about this sex-negative GenZ cultural drift, so I haven’t mentioned it previously on ErosBlog. Thus I am sharing this video as a placeholder, to indicate that I’m aware, and will no doubt have more to say in future:

Barrett says:

I have to be honest, I thought people were kind of making up that there was an increase in using the word lustful in a derogatory way.

I just never saw somebody do it. I saw a bunch of people reacting to it, but I never actually heard somebody use that. So I took it upon myself to search, and… Oh, no. Oh, no!

That… That has hit a lot of y’all’s vocabulary, hasn’t it? Uh, you are actually being real casual and throwing that word around a lot.

No Nuance November came a little early this year, girls.

Um, lust. Not a bad thing. Full stop.

Not a negative in any way, shape or form. It is perfectly fine, normal, and good to wanna have sex. It is perfectly fine, normal, and good to have sex. It’s perfectly fine, normal, and good to see somebody at a bar, at a party, on a dating app and wanna have sex with them.

Really strap in for this: It’s fine, normal, and good for somebody to see you in one of those situations and wanna have sex with you. Obviously, everybody needs to treat each other with basic dignity and respect and be mindful of your boundaries. You don’t treat another human like a piece of meat just because you wanna have sex with them. You treat them with kindness, but it’s okay that you wanna have sex with them. A sizable portion of you are, like, full adults who can legally smoke, drink, gamble, rent a car. Why the hell are you using the same rhetoric that a 13 year old homeschooler in the Bush era would use? What the hell?

What she said!

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The abnormal summer heat is only just now starting to break where I live, but the signs are there to read in the forecast: the season for dragging your woman into the woods and fucking her roughly up against the bark of a tree is almost over!

Not that we won’t all remain alert for off-season opportunities…

From the undated (but very 1970s-looking) German porn magazine Frivol #41.

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He enjoyed his date with a goth girl, but it didn’t end quite the way he was expecting:

We all know a guy who would do whatever the pretty tattooed lady told him to!

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Some of ErosBlog’s younger readers may not realize that before Mario Kart was invented, people had to do their racing in actual physical go-karts. But this photo of a mostly-naked kart race is more than half a century old and IMO the safety equipment is sorely deficient even for that era. Points for helmet-wearing, but safety belts/harnesses, leathers to prevent track rash, and front tires that aren’t completely bald would all improve the game, if not the aesthetics:

Picture comes from a 1973 issue of Chick magazine.

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