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December 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Monster Fucker Monday #17: Happy Holidays!

How could we possibly go into the winter holiday season without a festive outdoor orgy scene that features (among its many intriguing elements) a long queue of tiny horny goblin-esque men waiting their turn to join the erotic celebration?

five women and futa/trans people while small brown goblins or imps fuck and suck them

The scene is a detail from artwork by Arcturusx1, who also illustrated the very first Monster Fucker Monday.

outdoor holiday orgy scene

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December 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Seeing How Things Are Made

Women worry too much sometimes. There’s a joke about vegans that goes a little bit like this:

A man was talking to a vegan who was trying to dissuade him from eating meat. The vegan tells him “If you ever once saw how pigs were slaughtered, you’d never eat bacon again.”

The guy says to the vegan “Listen here, buddy. I watched my wife give birth to two babies, and I still love to eat her pussy on the regular!”

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December 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Cucked By Your Robot Chauffeur

In these hypermodern times when the self-driving feature on your semi-self-driving car is more likely to turn off in a moment of crisis, not to save your ass or avoid the impact but to spare the manufacturer liability for your imminent smash-up, it’s amusing that sixty-five years ago the bold prognosticators in the March 1961 issue of For Men Only thought it would work the other way around.

In less than twenty years (by 1970?) they predicted, “electronic robots will steal control of the car from the driver in moments of crisis.”

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December 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

How To Get A Submissive Third

For comedy purposes only! How do you find and harvest a male sub for your thruple? Apparently the Trinh Hyy way is to use a bait girl:

Too late now to warn the young man that it’s a trap!

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November 30th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Chastity Belt Novelty Panties

These novelty chastity belt panties were sent in by a reader (modeled by his wife Lily) to appear in a 1977 issue of the British porn magazine Late Night Extra:

chastity belt panties

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November 27th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

The Dick-Sucking Help Of A Friend

Rain has some wisdom to offer about community and self-sufficiency, and dick sucking:

Transcript:

Everybody who can suck their own dick says that it mostly feels like sucking a dick, more than it does getting your dick sucked. And I just feel like there is a lesson in there. Sometimes we try to tough things out all by ourselves, but really the experience would be better if we just had the help of a friend…

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November 24th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Spread With A Smile

Back in the 1970s, there was a genre of porn magazine that didn’t have a good name. Later, when magazine publishers were dumping random shareware programs onto CDs to sell with their computer magazines, the term “shovelware” was invented. But shovelware itself already existed in porn. Magazines with names like “275 Hot Cuties” and “300 Beautiful Babes” were all over the 1970s newsstands. They had very few, if any, color pages, and they achieved their high photo counts by including just a few full, half, and quarter-page pictures, with the rest of the count made up with baseball-card sized snapshots. There was little or no editorial text and never any model credits. This photo comes from one of these shovelware porn magazines:

smiling porn model with a stretched-looking shaved pussy and a gaping anus

I’ve always been a sucker for a winning porn smile, and this performer certainly has one!

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