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November 4th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Orgasmic Election Returns: Bluekkake!

Scrolling social media as the election returns were coming in hot and heavy last night, I caught this snippet of second-hand streamer coverage:

I’m pretty sure the streamer caught exulting with an orgasmic bukkake reference here is Hasan Piker, aka HasanAbi. The video onscreen caption is incomplete, but what I can hear through the other chatter, laughing, and music goes like this:

Oh my god. Oh my god. They said land doesn’t vote. Turns out we got the land too, bitch. And the land is voting blue!

Oh, my god. It’s a BLUEKKAKE!

Oh, it feels so good. Holy shit, dude, it feels so goddamn good!

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November 2nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Naked In The Garden

Gentlemen, this is just your regular reminder that if your wife asks you for help planting petunias (or some other random flowers) you should make sure you don’t say “no” too hastily:

naked woman by a wheelbarrow full of flowers

You wouldn’t want to miss out on an opportunity to be a helpful spouse, now, would you?

Photo features Belinda Neal from the November 1978 issue of Mayfair magazine.

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November 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Too Much Rebel Scum

Sometimes it’s a problem when your minions are at once diligent, but not very bright:

What a waste of effort, collecting all that rebel scum!

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October 31st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Finnish Orgy: Office Humor?

I found this pen-and-ink orgy drawing (that may remind readers stylistically of the hugely popular Where’s Waldo? franchise) as a two-page spread in Finland’s Nyrkkiposti #4 from 1972. Per machine translation of the caption (see below) it appears to have been widely circulating as photocopy humor at the time:

pen and ink drawing of a complicated workplace orgy in a Finnish open plan office

Waldo would not be imagined for about another 15 years, so don’t waste too much time looking for him!

FUNNY TEN SECONDS:
THIS IS THE MOST COMMON DRAWING IN FINLAND!

This drawing can be seen on the wall of every modern office. This is by far the most widespread drawing in our country, photocopied after photocopy and passed from hand to hand.

This is a pictorial equivalent to the popular Olli Kujanen adventures from small print shops.

The artist is unknown. He didn’t think about making money, but gave his product away for free use.

Why is this drawing so popular? Because there’s always something new to discover! You’ll never get tired of this drawing!

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October 21st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Naked Hitchhiking With Valerie, 1971

There’s context clues near this photo in the 1971 issue of the Dutch magazine Lach to make me think Valerie here is coming or going from a popular hippie hangout at the Vondelpark in Amsterdam, but the article doesn’t seem (within the limits of machine translation) to say so specifically:

semi-naked hippie named Valerie hitchhiking near Amsterdam in 1971

Nonetheless, I’m sure she got all the rides she needed!

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October 19th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

She’s Sexy When She Reads

All these men who’re threatened by the smutty romance fiction their wives devour on their e-readers? Dumbasses! In any era and with any technology, reading is sexy:

pretty woman reading an academic book while lounging in lingerie on a bed or couch with lots of pillows

That doesn’t look like pleasure reading, however; the book looks heavy and scholarly. She’s dressed to invite distraction; do you think she’d welcome a study break?

Photo is from the July 1978 issue of the Dutch magazine Honey.

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October 17th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Architectural Bondage Of The Gilded Age

The last gilded age has faded from living memory, and the wildest excesses of the railroad barons and trust kings are mostly forgotten. But as we enter the next such age of hyper-billionaire misbehavior, it’s perhaps useful to remember how the kinky parties of the last batch of ridiculously-rich assholes were lampooned:

living lamp posts made of women in bondage to light the arrival of rich partiers

Topless and bottomless women of surpassing beauty, draped in bits of form-fitting fabrics that cover nothing, then forge-welded into architectural set-piece wrought-iron fetters to light the way of arriving party guests? Why not? If you’re rich enough, they let you do it!

The artwork is by Carlo, aka Charleno.

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