We Are All A Little Gay
Sunday, August 7th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
There’s a great sequence from a comedy routine by Ron White, where he shares a bit of dialogue he supposedly had with one of his blue-collar buddies:
“We’re all a little bit gay.”
“Naw man, I ain’t gay!”
“Sure you are, and I can prove it to you.”
“Hell no!”
“Well, do you watch porn?”
“Of course man, you know I watch porn.”
“Do you only watch two women?”
“Naw, I like to watch a woman and a man make love.”
“Do you like the man to have a tiny, flaccid penis?”
“Naw! I want to see a big hard throbbing cock!” {pause} “I did not know that about myself!”