August 26th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Flying Naked Is Fun
It had to happen. As the War on Moisture intensifies and becomes permanent, one of the worst-affected airlines has begun to fight back on behalf of its shareholders and would-be moist passengers. In a chilling foreshadowing of the War On Moisture endgame (what, you think we won’t see people stripsearched at gates and loaded on planes wearing nothing but clear vinyl TSA straightjackets, if mass air travel survives that long?), Ryanair has published this “humorous” photo, under the caption “New Airport Security Procedures Put Fun Back In Flying“:
As Boing Boing puts it: “The war on moisture is bad, but it’s nothing compared to the inevitable war on body cavities.”
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Well, at least we may not mind sitting so close to one another anymore. Finally, the airlines have figured out how to increase the numbers of us who are willing to fly!
It would seem to me that there could be loads of people applying to join the mile-high club if this idea takes off.
it’s only fun if you’re not forced to do it. i still prefer the right to my privacy, and i’d rather you explore my body cavities only if i’ve invited you in.
I don’t know…having my body cavities invaded by a stranger seems somehow, erotic and exciting to me…
“Kindly bend over please.”
“Why sir!” [says a small southern voice] “Whatever do you mean?”