How To Get Sex, The Scientific Dilbert Way
From The Dilbert Blog:
Researchers asked people to write essays in support of a random point of view they did not hold. Months later, when surveyed, the majority held the opinion they wrote about, regardless of the topic. Once a person commits an opinion to writing — even an opinion he does not hold — it soon becomes his actual opinion. Not every time, but MOST of the time. The people in these experiments weren’t exposed to new information before writing their contrived opinions. All they did was sit down and write an opinion they didn’t actually have, and months later it became their actual opinion. The experiment worked whether the volunteers were writing the pro or the con position on the random topic.
Most of the truly stupid things done in this world have to do with this consistency principle. For example, once you define yourself as a loyal citizen of Elbonia, you do whatever the King of Elbonia tells you to do, no matter how stupid that is. And your mind invents reasons as to why dying is a perfectly good life strategy.
This research provides a surefire method for readers of the Dilbert Blog to improve their sex lives. Go down to the local mall with a clipboard and pretend to be doing a research experiment. Offer $1 to attractive people who will write a paragraph describing how incredibly sexy you are. (Based on the research, you should offer a low dollar amount so people don’t think they did it entirely for the money.) Tell participants that the research has to do with handwriting analysis of people who are writing opinions they do not believe. Stop after you get 100 people to do it. That’s less than the cost of one meal at an upscale restaurant.
Give the participants your e-mail address and tell them they can get the results of the research study in a month if they contact you. According to the science, about two-thirds of the people who wrote a paragraph on your sex appeal will strongly believe it a month later, no matter how hideous you are. And a few of those people will remember to e-mail you for the results. You’ll still have to close the deal, but I think we can agree that I just did the hard work for you.
Thanks to Sexoteric for the link.
Shorter URL for sharing: https://www.erosblog.com/?p=1898
Part of me wants to knock the idea… the other part of me wants to try it out…
The premise of the study is ancient knowledge.
The mark of an educated mind is the ability to entertain a thought without accepting it.
-Aristotle.
Wow, and here I thought that online personals sites were the answer! I can’t believe that I was so wrong.
(One month later: Wow, I was so wrong about those personals sites.)
Carrying Honey Bee’s theory to it’s logical conclusion, I should be able to further skew the results by only approaching what appeared to be dumb leggy blondes with ample bosoms to begin with. Of course that would leave me with the better part of a hundred hot-looking dumb blondes wanting me just for sex, and who’d want that anyw… Um… I… Uh… I gotta go. Later…
It’s called cognitive dissonance (http://en.wikip...nance). It will work even better if you publicly associate the comments with the attractive friend who wrote them:
“According to ‘Honey Bee’, “The heart of MinisterPhobia’s sex appeal is the confident air with which he dismisses personals sites and his willingness to be flexible in his opinions.”
Make sure that ALL of Honey Bee’s friends here her opinion and perhaps get her to defend it. Next time that she sees MinisterPhobia, she’ll be ready.
(genders may have been changed to reflect their anonymity)
I did try an easier method to snare men – a Craiglist ad. Within hours I had over 200 to choose from, and I was able to remain sitting on my ass for the duration of the experiment. Results: Five fuckable men and tons of entertainment.
I tried this after reading Cialdini’s “Influence”.
I would do “handwriting analysis” on girls I would meet at bars and parties and jokingly tell them to write, “Steve is sexy and has a nice smile”.
It actually worked pretty often. I really hope the beer is cold in hell, because I’m going there.
What is that expression so often attributed to Nazi Germany and a certain ex-president?
“A lie told often enough will soon be believed as the truth!”
The power of suggestion is very strong…