15 Responses to “Semen And Intelligent Design”

1. Brock Landers said (on October 24th, 2007 at 7:15 am)

   I definitely got a chuckle out of that.

2. Muleshank said (on October 24th, 2007 at 4:18 am)

   I heard a similar joke from Ron White about 2 or 3 years ago. Still funny though.

3. Rodeo said (on October 24th, 2007 at 4:42 am)

   NO, that’s wrong. A man would have made it taste like chocolate, so a woman would be more inclined to take on the
   task, more often, with glee.

4. Persephone said (on October 24th, 2007 at 5:13 am)

   I still find this joke more than funny!

5. Selena Kitt said (on October 24th, 2007 at 9:51 am)

   I think Rodeo’s kinda got it right there… ;D

6. A Corrupt Mind said (on October 24th, 2007 at 6:19 am)

   That is freaking hilarious!!!!!

7. Eve said (on October 24th, 2007 at 6:37 am)

   I say “Here, Here” to Ms. Snow. I think she’s got that right!

   Eve

8. Adrian said (on October 24th, 2007 at 8:03 am)

   Ah, but divine foresight would prevent him from doing this, avoiding unforseen consequences.

9. Andy Eppink said (on October 24th, 2007 at 9:36 am)

   Haha. Sounds reasonable!

10. lapis ruber said (on October 24th, 2007 at 11:09 am)

    Because it would have stopped all those “why chocolate is better than sex” lists?

11. figleaf said (on October 24th, 2007 at 3:18 pm)

    I say it’s proof Darwin was right. If semen tasted like chocolate there might not be a next generation, right?

    Techno-nerd sex-blogger note: Despite notions that semen is mostly protein… presumably due to all the sperm in it… it’s actually mostly sugar (fructose no less), water, vitamin C and citric acid, enzymes, *then* protein, then phosphorous and bicarbonates (probably to buffer mild vaginal acidity), and finally zinc. Zinc? It probably has some other function in semen but it also tastes terrible!

    Cool joke, Bacchus.

    figleaf

12. Stephanie said (on October 25th, 2007 at 8:16 pm)

    Am I the only woman who really enjoys the taste of her man’s cum???

13. justin said (on October 26th, 2007 at 3:28 am)

    my taste varies, when I’ve been eating right she likes the taste, most days it’s just neutral, if I’ve been eating too much dairy she doesn’t like it.

14. Jess said (on October 26th, 2007 at 6:10 pm)

    I usually take it far back enough that I hardly taste it. Most of the time my boyfriend’s cum tastes sort of milky and very neutral. Only once was it bitter, which WAS nasty. I enjoy swallowing but more for the satisfaction of making him cum than the taste.

    Texture is grosser for me than taste.

15. Holly said (on October 30th, 2007 at 12:01 am)

    I can think of some men who’d appreciate that… and they’re not all gay.

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