Hey guess what? Steve Jobs says the iPad is about “freedom from porn.”

Yup, Ryan Tate emailed Steve Jobs and asked him:

If Dylan was 20 today, how would he feel about your company?

Would he think the iPad had the faintest thing to do with “revolution?”

Revolutions are about freedom.

And Steve Jobs answered thusly:

Yep, freedom from programs that steal your private data. Freedom from programs that trash your battery. Freedom from porn. Yep, freedom.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Asshole.

I knew there was a reason I did not want one.