ZOMG, It’s An Anal Pear!
Yup. I’m not kidding. Now you can buy a genuine anal pear device:
I didn’t think anybody had made one of these since they put down the Spanish Inquisition. But I suppose it was inevitable. Check out the flowery ad copy they are using to sell it with:
Sometimes, you want others to know that your ass is off-limits. One glance at the Ultimate Asslock in use will be enough to let others know move on – this ass is spoken for! Simply insert this steel piece of botany into your back door and widen its petals to blossom while inside you to achieve a truly unique feeling of fullness.
Truly unique, they say! Do you figure? Say, maybe that’s why they used to call the spiky priest-approved version of this thing “the pear of anguish.”
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“priest-approved?” Really?
Yes, really. The Inquisitors were priests, for the most part, or acting under the direct and immediate supervision of priests.
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Ah. I missed the line about the Spanish Inquisition on the first read through. Probably because it was right below the image that I was doing my best to not look at.
On its own, that bit seemed like a cheap shot at organized religion that I didn’t expect from you. In this case, I’m glad to be wrong.
What a gorgeous piece of engineering.
That’s gonna look real niece as a conversation piece on my cocktail table.
I hope it will withstand sterilization via boiling by the way.
That’s one object that appears it could be quite dangerous in the hands of someone who’s not sensible. Less so, in the control of someone who is both sane and sober…
I was about to create a poor-man’s version of this object, and had finally figured out an easy way to do it. Perhaps unfortunately, I don’t have the faith in my fellow man’s levelheadedness to share my own idea, any more than I would share do-it-yourself atomic bomb plans.
Not a cheap shot at organized religion… the spiked version was used in all three options on women, and two on men by the ‘Holy Office’, a.k.a. ‘The Inquisition’, until fairly recently headed by the former Hitler Youth now known as Pope Benedict. go figure. Sorry to disillusion anyone as to history.
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