Cock Discipline Done… Wrong, Actually
There’s a Pornstar Platinum shoot [that used to be] available via Kink.com called Ava Divine Disciplines Rob Piper’s Cock. From one of the promo photos, you might think it was light-dominatrix stuff:
But petting his penis through his pants with that riding crop is as close to discipline as the shoot ever gets, my friends. The sales copy makes this considerably clearer:
Hi boys, Ava Devine here and I am going to be disciplining Rob Piper’s humongous black cock. You know where I’m gonna start? With that big black cock up my ass! I can’t wait to take that cock in all my holes.
Yeah… no. I’m sure that’s fun and all; indeed, as the video makes clear, it’s rather emphatically a hoot for all parties involved. But what it might have to do with “discipline” is distinctly unclear. Call me a joy-killing linguistic pedant if you must, but this is porn-labeling gone seriously haywire. There’s pussy fucking and ass fucking and deep throating and all kinds of good clean dirty fun, but of discipline, there is not one iota to be seen. Friends, she lets that man do whatever he wants, and he wants to do every inch as much as you would! (Plus, let us be honest, a few inches even more, unless you have been extremely well-treated by fortune and nature. They don’t hire these performers at random.) No. Of spectacular sex there is plenty; of discipline, there is none.
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What the hell is WRONG with those people?
Copy writer away on vacation?
Outfit is under new management?
April fool’s day again already?
That’s the last people I would have expected something like THAT from!
Yeah. The *porn* is really high quality. The deep-throating in particular is exquisite. But the copywriting is so far afield it’s like they aren’t even on the same continent.