How Did His Parents Know?

A friend forwarded notice of the right’s current prurient interest: the size of the VP’s penis. Apparently sometime during the campaign the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ran a photo of Dick Cheney–whose nickname is “Big Dick”–but then noticed it was a bit too revealing. As word spread, the quest began to find the photo, and it was successful:

Photo snagged from Wonkette.

What I really want to know is, how did Cheney’s parents know what to name him way back then? :laugh: