November 17th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Cannoli Explosion
In which your favorite hungry cartoon mouse gets a bit more cream in his face than any of us were expecting:
Dirty!
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November 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Have Some Cake
A weighty meal of a conversation in the comments under the previous post generated a request for a dessert serving of cheesecake, presumably in the pinup girl sense of the word. But why not two kinds of cake in the same post?
Birthday cake with cheesecake dominatrix is signed “Russ Smith” who is Sorenutz on Patreon.
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November 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Moderation Reminder
For the first time in years, I’m getting multiple substantive comments per day here on ErosBlog that aren’t making it through the first-time-commenter moderation. Of course, it’s all post-election triumphalist culture-war and political trolling. My favorite line so far: “I was told some cuck runs this retro site and thinks it is Reddit, hence anything that offends the snowflake, written in the comment section, never sees the light of day.”
The snowflake/cuck in question explained all this back in 2006, in the ErosBlog FAQ:
Question: Why did you delete/moderate my comment?
Answer: Most likely because you weren’t nice. I ask ErosBlog commenters to be civil, friendly, polite, nice. And I enforce that. We don’t welcome flaming, aggressive debating style, snark, or even strong sarcasm. Yes, I do break these rules myself, sometimes. But I live here.
I am actually quite curious which of three things is true: (a) ErosBlog got linked in some hostile space, steering the current crop of trolls to us; or (b) I have enough reach on Mastodon now that my posts there, or perhaps especially my hashtags, are falling under hostile eyes, and leading them hither; or (c) the trolls have always been ErosBlog readers, now stirred and emboldened by the recent election.
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November 12th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
The Construction Of Catgirls
There were catgirls on ErosBlog within the first year of publication, way back in 2003. But I cannot say for certain whether I had carved out a category for catgirls in my erotic imagination prior to 2009, when Dr. Faustus, then co-blogging here at ErosBlog, wrote this essay on porn as an engine of progress in which he discussed hedonism, neophorics, and catgirls.
Starting from a launchpad quote by Eliezer Yudkowsky about living in a volcanic lair with a bevy of sexy catgirls, Dr. Faustus concluded that erotic pleasure drives innovation, and optimistically suggested that “maybe someday some clever bioengineer will actually deliver up a catgirl.”
While we all waited for bioengineering to get catgirls sorted out, heroic cosplayers were working the problem. Ears got better, tails got better, people were making their own fun. Catgirls are now easy to find. I’ve enjoyed encountering them on social media for many years.
However, after getting on Mastodon a couple years ago, it began to seem like catgirls were suddenly everywhere. So many catgirls! I swam along quite happily in this newly-discovered sea of parasocial catgirls until it gradually began to dawn on me: many catgirls are transwomen. Likewise puppy girls, bunny girls, fox girls, and so forth. But especially cat girls.
Please don’t demand that I prove this assertion. Upon briefest consideration, you would realize that the evidentiary requirements would make that effort ridiculous, impossible, and rude. Nonetheless, I believe it to be so.
Once I came to that conclusion, I had to decide how I felt about it. After a bit of processing, I realized I didn’t care even a little bit. If there’s still a component of trans panic in my psychosexual makeup, it’s going to rear up in situations more closely intimate than I am ever likely to experience with catgirls on social media. I don’t need to give a fuck, so I don’t give a fuck. That’s allowed me to enjoy the “clicker trained” meme beyond all reason. It’s also why I love the endless parade of TikTok memes like this one from NekoSheryl. They all feature someone responding to an inappropriate gender query with “You want to do a questionnaire and find out? Or do you wanna kiss and then feel out how you feel afterwards?”
It’s the perfect response to a question that’s super ridiculous. There are very few contexts where such a questioner has any need to know, and in all of them, the kiss will yield a more useful answer than the questionnaire.
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November 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Bartering For Rent, Again
After last month’s photo essay of a landlady collecting her rent in the form of kinky sex, this cartoon of a similar mutually-enthusiastic arrangement seems apropos.
It comes from the 1960 Adam Annual magazine.
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November 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
The Man In The Moon Has A Witchy Girlfriend
Part of the sound that goes with this says “Masturbation is a form of witchcraft” and I am not dumb enough to argue with that. This fresh colorful tattoo of a bawdy witch riding the man in the moon like a broom is from tattoo artist Sarah Jane:
Nothing beats a celestial lover!
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November 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Stripping Herself For Chastisement
I dunno what she did or why she has a punishment coming, but her coy backward glance suggests she isn’t too worried about it:
Cartoon is from the April 1933 issue of Paris magazine.
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