October 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
She goes in the cock gauntlet at one end. She doesn’t come out the other until all the cocks are soft and satisfied. How many men are waiting outside the blowbox? Dozens she knows about. Hundreds from the sound of it. It’s going to be a long day:
Artwork is by Adler.
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October 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus
In less than a minute of the late comedian Ralphie May’s standup routine, he detailed and illustrated “every good finger blast I’ve ever heard of” and when it comes to finger bang techniques, it’s really not a bad list at all:
I’ve tried to capture some of the flavor with this transcript which is mostly just him naming fingering styles, but his hand gestures in the video are an essential part of the finger bang instructions, really:
Every good finger blast I’ve ever heard of:
- old school
- ET
- cops and robbers
- shotgun
- Chinese finger torture
- cigarette machine…they like that one, don’t they, fellas? Cigarette machine!
- Oh! look for change in the pay phone! look for change in the pay… where… is that a nickel? you better get that nickel! is that a nickel right there? what is that? I don’t know… I… maybe!
- shocker
- Shocker the Next Generation
- the Vulcan — nanu nanu!
- Fonzi
- Cisco and Ebert
- Sony PlayStation
- the Boy Scout: “on my honor I would do my best to do my duty to God, to my country and to the Scout…”
- shadow puppet dog
- third grade fortune teller
Now, go forth and practice!
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September 30th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
We all love a sensual queen who enjoys reading porn with her fingers in her pussy. The only person having more fun than her, probably, is the lucky king who gets to spy on her through a doorway while she does it:
Photo is from a 1980s German porn magazine, I think.
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September 28th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Which one of you let the cat out of the bag? Nobody was supposed to tell! Somehow Roxy figured out the secret cheat code for turning us men into mind-controlled zombie chore drones, and now she’s on TikTok telling all the women! What a total disaster. Oh, no. This… this is terrible:
What ever will we do once the secret is out. How will we survive.
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September 26th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
You might be under the impression that the cheap filler copy in old badly-produced pinup magazines was mostly comprised of useless misogynistic garbage. And for the most part, you would be correct. However, every so often, one of those old magazines will surprise you, and offer you up instead some drivelous misandrist garbage instead!
Rock a bye baby
In a tree top
You married an ape
A tree’s all he’s got…
That’s from the inside pages of the June 1963 issue of Nylon Mood magazine:
Even in 1963, a dollar only went so far in the magazine-publishing business!
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September 25th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Someone I trust tried to post this lovely vintage pinup photo to an appropriate subreddit yesterday:
The photo was removed by the moderators with the message “Please do not post AI generated images”:
In fact it is from this 1966 issue of Cloud 9 magazine.
Given that we already know that AI tools are rife with algorithmic bias and that (for example) deep fake detection tools tend to fail when darker skin tones are involved, I think we can fairly guess that the AI image detector software in use on Reddit balked here because it was trained to look for “normal” (algorithmically average beige) women, and these gorgeous dark brown skin tones didn’t fall within the trained parameters.
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September 23rd, 2025 -- by Bacchus
When this one hapless hipster attempts to order a Late Stage Capitalism “Enshittified IPA” at the Petty Thieves Brewing Company, what he gets for his TikTok humor trouble is a GenZ stare, a few face slaps, and his beer spit into his face. It’s all part of the skit, but also no doubt fetish fuel for some:
Well, sir, at least you can’t say you weren’t adequately warned!
Meanwhile, the service experience reminds me of the old joke about the man who complains to the waiter in a fancy French restaurant about finding a fly in his soup. “Monsieur!” the waiter pleads with him, “more quietly please! If ze other diners hear of zis, so great is ze reputation of ze chef, everyone will demand one!”
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