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April 6th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Anilingus, Analingus, Dog Latin Is Killing Us

Yesterday’s ass-eating video clip led naturally, as these things do, to back-channel conversations about the nomenclature around what the dictionary people delicately call “erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus.”

analingus dictionary definition from Miriam Webster screenshot

The Wikipedia article on this sexual practice is under anilingus, where it is explained to be a sort of portmanteau of the Latin anus and -lingus, from lingere (to lick). However in English the spelling has morphed until it is more often seen as analingus than anilingus. Thus the Wikipedia editors, though not yet Miriam Webster, accept both spellings.

If dog Latin wasn’t fun, schoolboys and cunning armchair linguists wouldn’t have done so much of it since the empire fell. But what does all of this have to do with rimming and salad tossing? Here I shall let The Contemporary Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms by Jordan Tate take up the taxonomical tale, even if (having been published in 2007) it no longer feels so very contemporary:

A derivation of eating out, tossing salad is a derogatory term aimed at emasculating homosexual men, by implying that because of their sexual orientation, they are inherently less masculine. When this euphemism was popularized, it only described the act of a man performing analingus on another man. The propagation of the term stemmed from the results of mixing various greens and dressing to achieve an even coating on each leaf. It was assumed that this type of care and precision was taken to coat the anus in saliva and prepare the anus for anal intercourse. It is this logical leap that hindered the initial popularity of tossing salad and why its origin still remains a mystery to so many. Tossing salad soon came to describe any sessions of analingus where the tongue penetrates the sphincter (thereby differentiating it from a “rim job”) regardless of intentions of anal intercourse.

And that, I think, is as much as most of us will ever need to know about the various terms for eating ass.

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April 5th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

A Salad With Mickey Mouse

This little clip from Murad Shawki’s standup comedy routine describes the first time he got his ass eaten, and the involuntary Mickey Mouse noises he ended up making:

At least he’s a good sport!

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April 3rd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

He Is Coming

Did he meet up by random chance with a familiar suck-buddy while separated from his girlfriend during their regular Saturday morning run? Or is this the kind of man who had the audacity to arrange a quickie under the bridge, knowing his girlfriend would be nearby but gambling on not getting caught?

man gets a blowjob under a bridge while a woman standing above calls for him

Cartoon is by Adler.

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April 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

No Need For Dice; She’ll Go Quietly

Sometimes when you see your doom, you just know there’s no point at all in resisting it. Hell, sometimes you don’t even want to:

Thus it was, for Nibbles and the pretty warlock in leather with the fire whips. Doom at first sight!

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March 30th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

A Few Moments Of Pleasure

It’s not that a woman fingering herself is precisely unseen in modern pornography, but magazine porn in the 1970s was different. This sequence in a 1975 issue of Pleasure magazine featured a woman who poured herself a cocktail and settled into the serious business of giving herself a solo orgasm:

woman closing her eyes and spreading her legs on a couch for a 1970s masturbation session

woman with red fingernail polish fingering her clit

woman spreads her labia to finger herself

vintage porn female masturbation photo

woman relaxing with a mixed drink after solo pleasure

Mission accomplished!

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March 27th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Why Lesbians Love Giving Strap

I found this clip from the Queer Collective Podcast on the topic of why lesbians enjoy fucking their partners with a strap-on. It veers toward “let’s read aloud from Reddit” in places but also contains some original material:

Transcript:

For research purposes, I went to a subreddit about why lesbians love giving strap…

Oh, nothing better to research than in Reddit!

…and the answers were very spicy. Do you wanna hear them?

What are the answers?

“The heavy breaths, the moans, the whimpering, the begging, eyes rolling back into her head
as she digs her nails into my back to pull me closer. The inability to form a proper sentence or walk normally. Afterwards, I decide what she’s allowed to feel…”

What’s not to love. Kinda hot, right?

That’s so hot.

There’s more. Do you want more?

I’m super into it.

“There’s a feeling of dominance to it. Pinning them down, looking them in the eye, slowly pushing my hips forward and listening to the sounds they make. I also have a crazy breeding kink, which squirting straps in particular are amazing for.”

Again, with the eroticizing and fantasizing about the thing that you don’t have…

Totally! I mean, I’ve heard of a lot of lesbians that even talk about want to get each other pregnant.

A lot of that’s talk, you know what I mean?

It is talk!

Like, “I just got pregnant.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that kind of thing.

People talk about this. It’s just… a bit of a sexual fantasy.

There was a wide range of responses obviously, but I think it kind of sums up to be: appreciating the sights and sounds, how it affirms their gender, and and the simple pleasure of getting their partner off.

There’s a lot of reasons to strap. And there you have it!

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March 24th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Dreaming Of Sun And Spray

How many times have you sat in your stuffy cubicle or cramped home office and dreamed of sunshine and ocean spray and beach breezes working over every goddamned inch of the skin on your body?

Nudist sun worshipper enjoying sunshine and beach spray

Photo is from Issue #41 of Naturist magazine. I don’t have a date for you and the title is too generic for a few minutes of searching to let me pin it down, but I’m guessing from context clues that the photo dates to the 1960s, or possibly the late 1950s.

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