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September 20th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

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September 18th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Naked Go-Kart Racing

Some of ErosBlog’s younger readers may not realize that before Mario Kart was invented, people had to do their racing in actual physical go-karts. But this photo of a mostly-naked kart race is more than half a century old and IMO the safety equipment is sorely deficient even for that era. Points for helmet-wearing, but safety belts/harnesses, leathers to prevent track rash, and front tires that aren’t completely bald would all improve the game, if not the aesthetics:

three nude women in a go-kart race

Picture comes from a 1973 issue of Chick magazine.

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September 16th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

The Best Way To Ride Him For Sex

Berlin-based sex worker Lucy Huxley offers a practical demonstration of the best posture for woman-on-top fucking, or what pornographers of the late 20th century liked to call “cowgirl style” sex:

If you’re gonna take him for a ride, why not be both comfortable and stable while you do it?

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September 14th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

She Lost Her Panties Golfing

More than twenty years ago the celebrated internet essayist James Lileks documented a micro-fetish in the work of 1950s pinup artist Art Frahm: namely, the man was moderately obsessed with humiliated heroines whose panties fell off in public, usually while their arms were full of groceries or packages. Whether subsequent appearances of falling panties in pulp art and softcore porn were all inspired by Frahm’s fetish or whether men have been watching hopefully for panty failures since the undergarments were invented is impossible to untangle at this late date. But either way, ErosBlog has been collecting panty fail images ever since Lileks first called them to my attention back in 2003:

female golfer loses her panties after failing to tee off

This one is by Alazar and dates to 1999, from a series the artist called Panty Peeks.

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September 12th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Men, No Need For You To Say A Word

Gentlemen, this is why you don’t ever need to hear yourself saying “Not all men” in any context whatsoever.

As the anonymous blonde puts it with all due and succinct emphasis: “Men who are not pieces of shit don’t give a fuck when you talk bad about the shitty ones.”

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September 10th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Beautiful Music

A famous pickup line (or as they might have called it back then, a sexual come-on) of the sexual revolution in the 1960s was “Let’s make beautiful music together” and similar phrases. I am not quite old enough to have ever heard it uttered live and unironically, if indeed it ever was unironic; it was a tired hippie joke, a cultural cliche as stale as bell bottoms and the peace sign, by my teen years in the 1980s. I’ll bet it has a specific source — a movie or a song, probably — but I don’t know it; perhaps an old hippie who does know can share in the comments?

1970s nude woman playing a great harp

In any case, I’m pretty sure nobody who ever suggested making beautiful music together had in mind playing a great harp in the nude.

Photo is from the April 1972 issue of Men Only magazine.

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September 8th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Breeding Kink? In This Economy?

Virtual YouTuber (#vtuber) BeelziBunny has a bit of a rant about the impracticality of exploring a breeding kink under the present circumstances:

As she puts it:

As a bunny myself, I understand what it means to have a breeding kink. Because the only breeding we’re doing is with a fucking condom!

Not in this economy, not in this presidency, maybe not even in this fucking lifetime! At this point, I ain’t taking the risk just because it’s hella hot in the moment! Shit, if we fuck up, do you know how expensive kids are? My budget’s on stuffed animals and sexy cosplay right now.

So while I’d love to be your little Boston cream pie, uh, you’re gonna be filling this piping bag unless you’re gonna take me to a country with free healthcare or has an amazing healthcare system for pregnant women. Otherwise, the only thing you’re piping is fucking dreams!

It’s hard to argue with any word of that.

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