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November 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Too Much Rebel Scum

Sometimes it’s a problem when your minions are at once diligent, but not very bright:

What a waste of effort, collecting all that rebel scum!

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October 31st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Finnish Orgy: Office Humor?

I found this pen-and-ink orgy drawing (that may remind readers stylistically of the hugely popular Where’s Waldo? franchise) as a two-page spread in Finland’s Nyrkkiposti #4 from 1972. Per machine translation of the caption (see below) it appears to have been widely circulating as photocopy humor at the time:

pen and ink drawing of a complicated workplace orgy in a Finnish open plan office

Waldo would not be imagined for about another 15 years, so don’t waste too much time looking for him!

FUNNY TEN SECONDS:
THIS IS THE MOST COMMON DRAWING IN FINLAND!

This drawing can be seen on the wall of every modern office. This is by far the most widespread drawing in our country, photocopied after photocopy and passed from hand to hand.

This is a pictorial equivalent to the popular Olli Kujanen adventures from small print shops.

The artist is unknown. He didn’t think about making money, but gave his product away for free use.

Why is this drawing so popular? Because there’s always something new to discover! You’ll never get tired of this drawing!

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October 21st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Naked Hitchhiking With Valerie, 1971

There’s context clues near this photo in the 1971 issue of the Dutch magazine Lach to make me think Valerie here is coming or going from a popular hippie hangout at the Vondelpark in Amsterdam, but the article doesn’t seem (within the limits of machine translation) to say so specifically:

semi-naked hippie named Valerie hitchhiking near Amsterdam in 1971

Nonetheless, I’m sure she got all the rides she needed!

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October 19th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

She’s Sexy When She Reads

All these men who’re threatened by the smutty romance fiction their wives devour on their e-readers? Dumbasses! In any era and with any technology, reading is sexy:

pretty woman reading an academic book while lounging in lingerie on a bed or couch with lots of pillows

That doesn’t look like pleasure reading, however; the book looks heavy and scholarly. She’s dressed to invite distraction; do you think she’d welcome a study break?

Photo is from the July 1978 issue of the Dutch magazine Honey.

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October 17th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Architectural Bondage Of The Gilded Age

The last gilded age has faded from living memory, and the wildest excesses of the railroad barons and trust kings are mostly forgotten. But as we enter the next such age of hyper-billionaire misbehavior, it’s perhaps useful to remember how the kinky parties of the last batch of ridiculously-rich assholes were lampooned:

living lamp posts made of women in bondage to light the arrival of rich partiers

Topless and bottomless women of surpassing beauty, draped in bits of form-fitting fabrics that cover nothing, then forge-welded into architectural set-piece wrought-iron fetters to light the way of arriving party guests? Why not? If you’re rich enough, they let you do it!

The artwork is by Carlo, aka Charleno.

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October 15th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Scrambling The Desires Of Decent Men

Most of this video is a review of a worthy-sounding book about modern fascism called The Player And The Played by Max Haiven. But what fell most heavily into my ears were a few short words about conservative/fascist hatred of trans people:

He says capitalism becomes gamified but the game is rigged and we all know it.

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The cheated are seduced by a grandiose sense of entitlement that mobilizes resentment away from the oligarchs and leaders and towards scapegoats who are the truly loathsome cheaters:

Immigrants cheat the borders.

Minorities cheat through diversity and equity policies.

Feminists cheat men of their dignity.

Grade school teachers cheat parents out of total control over their kids.

College professors cheat students out of their inborn love for capitalism.

Or trans people cheat God by not following the gender rules and scrambling the desires of decent men.

I find that phrase “scrambling the desires of decent men” incredibly descriptive of trans panic. “I don’t desire her!!! Him? It? Shit! My pronouns just crashed and I’m mad about it! I don’t even know what that is! Double shit, so attractive! But OMG but I’m still confused about what they are, that’s scary! Fuck, why is this sexy freak even on my feed?!? That ought to be illegal!”

If he’s sex-positive and reasonably enlightened, an actually-decent man (unlike your neofascist bigots) can survive a bit of scrambled desire, surf the confusion, let the social media ocean spit him out onto the beach, and get on with his life, no harm done. But the usual suspects who explode across the internet (and our political landscape more generally) with outbursts of anti-trans bigotry don’t have enough emotional intelligence for that. When their desire gets scrambled, they move immediately to look outside themselves for someone to blame, and the obvious target is the trans people who “cheated” and scrambled their libidos.

I won’t soon forget the phrase “scrambling the desires of decent men” — it’s too descriptive, I think, of what the bigots are mad about.

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October 13th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

An Infestation Of Horny Elves

The rooms seemed totally fine when he rented them. But at night, when he’s asleep, they turn out to have a bit of an infestation problem. Should I use that word, truly? Maybe “infestation” is too harsh. Perhaps you would not choose it. But our man wakes up at least twice a night buried under a swarm of horny elf women:

three horny elf women absolutely ravish a human man in the night

Where they come from, where they go, it’s far from clear. The door has a robust lock on the inside. The landlord just laughs at him. A consulting wizard offered to swap rooms, if he could nail down a long-term lease.

He always awakes well-rested, despite the interruptions. He’s philosophical about it. He’s slept in worse places. It could be bugs or vermin. He will survive!

Artist is Calm, who has a Patreon.

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