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July 2nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Patriotic Correction

As we slide into the Independence Day holiday on the great 250th anniversary et cetera, with powerful forces insisting contrary to the testament of history that we’ve always been a Christian nation, it only seems just and righteous that we all be prepared to accept religious instruction when it presents itself:

nun spanking with bible paddle

This is Little Puck dressed as Mother Superior instructing a spurious Sister Kathryn Mae in a Kink.com shoot titled simply Amen. The reason for that title becomes rather clear if you watch the short video clip below.

As is customary, Kink.com is running an 4th of July sale. Orgasms are much safer, cheaper, and more pleasurable than fireworks, and they’re (usually) better tolerated by your pets, too!

kink.com 4th of july sale banner

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June 30th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Handles For Me, But Not For Thee

I laughed outrageously upon seeing a certain complaint left in the review of a file of ancient public domain porn movies at the Internet Archive. It seems that “johnthegaymer” was aggrieved that the camera operator for a nine minute silent porn film back in 1915 (111 years ago!) allowed himself to be credited as “Will B. Hard” instead of using his real name.

title card for 1915 silent porn movie A Free Ride

review and complaint about the porn names used by the performers and producers of the vintage porn movie

Pot, meet kettle…

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June 26th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Lingerie Inspection Lineup

I don’t know whether this is a sophisticated girl gang or a well-run crew of call girls, but whatever sort of organization it is, the brassy woman in charge has clear lingerie standards and she intends to enforce them with discipline and rigor:

four women conduct a lingerie inspection

There seems to be some room for individuality at the panties level, but there’s no leeway at all in the matching hosiery or the need for perfectly-aligned garters. Standards must be maintained!

Artwork is by Alazar.

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June 24th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Crate Training

Hales sternly explains that “someone has to go in their crate because they’re in trouble for barking and growling at every random man who looks at them on the street.”

It hardly seems fair!

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June 21st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Wax On, Wax Off

Overheard on social media:

“She was gone half the day, and she said she was getting my Father’s Day present waxed. I think I’m getting a new surfboard!”

Meow!

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June 20th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Smiles

I’ve always been a sucker for porn with genuine smiling in it:

smiling lesbians make out in a king sized bed

This bit of friendly frolicking comes from the fall 1970 issue of Heels & Hose magazine. Per the editorial copywriters, that king-sized bed just got delivered, and the ladies had to test it out…

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June 18th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Running From The Men In Dark Suits

You’d run, too:

naked woman with a towel fleeing from a bunch of men in dark hats and suits riding on an excavator killdozer

This is said to be from a dream sequence in the 1968 movie Die Goldene Pille (The Golden Pill). There’s not much available informatioun about it, but it seems to have been a controversial German movie about high school students and birth control.

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