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June 21st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Wax On, Wax Off

Overheard on social media:

“She was gone half the day, and she said she was getting my Father’s Day present waxed. I think I’m getting a new surfboard!”

Meow!

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June 20th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Smiles

I’ve always been a sucker for porn with genuine smiling in it:

smiling lesbians make out in a king sized bed

This bit of friendly frolicking comes from the fall 1970 issue of Heels & Hose magazine. Per the editorial copywriters, that king-sized bed just got delivered, and the ladies had to test it out…

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June 18th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Running From The Men In Dark Suits

You’d run, too:

naked woman with a towel fleeing from a bunch of men in dark hats and suits riding on an excavator killdozer

This is said to be from a dream sequence in the 1968 movie Die Goldene Pille (The Golden Pill). There’s not much available informatioun about it, but it seems to have been a controversial German movie about high school students and birth control.

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June 16th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Female Orgasm As Described By A Learned Nun

Scholars of the western canon of letters all seem to agree: the earliest surviving description of the female orgasm is by one Hildegard of Bingen, writing in her medical treatise Causae et Cureae, sometime between 1152 and 1158:

Cum enim femina cum masculo delectatur, tunc calor cerebri eius cum delectatione illud tangit, et gustum delectationis illius in se trahit, et sic virile semen in eam effunditur. Et cum semen in loco suo ceciderit, tunc ille vehementer calor de cerebro eius descendens attrahit ad se semen et tenet illud…

That’s not the complete passage, which is surprisingly hard to find for a non-scholar like myself. English translations are easier:

When a woman is making love with a man, a sense of heat in her brain, which brings with it sensual delight, communicates the taste of that delight during the act and summons forth the emission of the man’s seed. And when the seed has fallen into its place, that vehement heat descending from her brain draws the seed to itself and holds it, and soon the woman’s sexual organs contract, and all the parts that are ready to open up during the time of menstruation now close, in the same way as a strong man can hold something enclosed in his fist.

One well might wonder how a nun as chaste as Hildigarde is widely believed to have been knew so much about orgasms. Whatever the answer to that, it seems clear to me that she was writing with a goal of normalizing them as part of women’s sexual and reproductive health. Her further implication

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June 14th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

The Big Reveal

This artwork of a pretty woman dropping her patterned wrap while coyly folding her arms across her ample bosoms goes uncredited on the masthead of Sexy Girls 25 (Color Climax 1977):

busty woman with a floral bandana and big hips drops her skirt to show off her pussy while crossing her arms over her big breasts

I’m not sure if she’s a pirate wench or a peasant dancer. Does it matter? Not a bit!

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June 12th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

We Men Just Be Like That, Sometimes

About a year ago I posted a short video of a man who let himself be goaded into touching his tongue to an electric bug zapper paddle even though he knew it was a painfully bad idea. Another man can be heard yelling “Don’t be a pussy” in the background, which I used as the jumping-off point for some perhaps-overwrought (per the comments both here and on social media) comments about patriarchy, weaponized misogyny, and toxic masculinity. Maybe I was right or maybe I was wrong to do so, but that all came back to me in a flash when I saw this guy test a similar electric fly swatter with no provocation at all:

You’ve got to love the way he just schools his face back to innocence and blankness while trying to pretend nothing happened, hoping his wife won’t notice that he’s an actual doofus-idiot. Sorry, guy, but she knew it before she ever agreed to marry you!

If this video has a moral, it’s to do with another point from modern feminist discourse. It’s sometimes said that laughing at men is dangerous for women, which I don’t doubt in abstract general terms. But this wife? She’s fearless!

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June 10th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Anatomy Teacher Prepares The Lesson

Maybe this isn’t a hot anatomy teacher about to use herself as a teaching exhibit… but maybe it is, too:

Japanese teacher in fancy lingerie spreads her legs in front of the chalkboard on her own school desk

Photo is from promotional material for the 1970s Japanese movie 教師女鹿 (Teacher Girl).

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