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March 5th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Plan B Arbitrage? Or Unique Sex Work Niche?

When I first saw this clip from the Friend Crush podcast, my two thoughts were “that’s an intimate confession to make” and “that’s a pretty clever hustle, maybe a little bit evil, but clever!” Basically our narrator explains that in college she would have unprotected sex, let her young men ejaculate inside her, collect full retail from them for the cost of a Plan B pill, and then actually use a much cheaper subsidized Plan B from the college pharmacy:

My third thought, which was slower to mature in my brain, was that she was running a fairly sophisticated niche campus sex work operation. Unprotected penetrative sex for cash with face-saving plausible deniability for everybody.

Here’s the transcript, with a lot of laughter cleaned out of it:

“I’m not on birth control.”

“I’m not either!”

“Yeah, it’s awesome.”

“Really?”

“Well, I have taken enough plan B to kill a pack of wild horses…”

“That’s so crazy!”

“It was like… you could buy Plan B at my college, at the college pharmacy and it was like 10 bucks there and maybe cost like $50.”

“Yeah.”

“So more than once I took it. The boy… would Venmo me and I make a small profit!”

“Forty bucks every time he comes inside you.”

“Pretty good deal!”

However you choose to consider it, people are endlessly creative!

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March 4th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

To Dream Of Horny Gamer Girls

topless gamer girl licking a game controller

The internet is full of gaming-obsessed men (nothing wrong with being any of those) who dream of finding a gamer girl online to flirt with, to make some mutual use of the front-facing cameras on their phones with, and then eventually, geography permitting, to get seriously horny with, perhaps even to meet meat-to-meat in meatspace with. And being optimistic young men, they look for these gamer girls in the gaming spaces where gamers hang out, and in the gamer-adjacent spaces (like streaming venues) where gamer girls have learned that a pretty voice and a digital gun and a well-stocked set of links-in-bio with connections to their camming spaces will get those gamer girls further than a pretty voice and a gun alone will.

fortnite cosplayer teasing her streamers with topless pose

Most of these optimistic young men have to adjust their expectations as they mature. Perhaps they come to understand that gamer girls have to eat and pay rent also, so there’s merit in looking for their cam sex at a site like Lemoncams. Soon enough they come to understand that meatspace girlfriends and camgirls alike who aren’t cosplay queens or gamergirls are still entirely enough fun without the gaming connection. There are many paths to bliss, even if not every attractive young tart turns out to be as sweet as expected:

lemon pussy isn't sweet

Luckily, experience suggests that plenty of gamer girls and streamers are in fact the sweet horny freaks you’re looking for. The trick, as with any woman you want to bone, is to make her feel comfortable. Gamer girls are mostly in the nerd space, which suggests a bit of social anxiety is likely to be in her mix, and if you’re a gamer yourself, social and emotional intelligence is maybe not where you allocated the most stat points when you rolled up your Dungeons and Dragons character?

busty girl fingers herself after dropping her handheld gaming console

To your further good fortune, your seductive charm and physical rizz aren’t the most important thing when it comes to getting naked with your favorite gamer girl. I’m not saying you shouldn’t shower, shave, deodorize, and brush your teeth; I’m just saying she knows how to lead a raid and defeat a boss mob, even when you’re the mob in question. If she wants your ass, she’ll harvest it. All you have to do is be in the room at your expected spawn point when the raid starts.

cosplaying egirl streaming with her pussy and asshole out

Image credits, top to bottom: The topless gamer girl licking her controller is from the Nutaku game Booty Farm. The busty Fortnite cosplayer taking a break from her Metal Gear game to tease her streamers is by anonymous/unknown. The cartoon of the man discovering that lemon pussy is sour candy is by Noctoc. The busty woman who dropped her handheld to finger herself is by Dandonfuga. The D.Va cosplayer/e-girl streaming with her naughty bits out and throbbing for the camera is by Tobi.

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March 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

A Pill To Kill The Love

There is a lot of nonsense out there on social media about GLP-1 agonists, the popular pills that help diabetics and are increasingly prescribed for weight loss. I’m using the word nonsense here in its formal medical sense, to mean social media histrionics that aren’t backed up by any kind of decent studies. That said, I’ve never let nonsense get in the way of a good medicalized story about relations between men and women, so why would I start now? According to a Korean plastic surgeon on X:

We initially thought GLP-1s like Ozempic, Tirzapeptide and Retatutride just reduced food cravings. Now, we know they work for alcohol, cocaine, gambling and other addictions too.

But do you know what runs on exactly the same circuit?

Falling in love.

GLP-1 receptors sit in the exact same brain regions that light up when you’re in love.

The insane thing about them is that they don’t just suppress appetite. They suppress wanting in general, including romantic craving another person.

Something like 60M+ people are now on anti-desire drugs and it happened in the blink of an eye.

I predict in the coming years, we will see people on these drugs be less able to fall in love. We will also see them fall out of love, or be unable to feel it, in relationships that were previously great.

If your girlfriend or boyfriend started taking GLP1s and your relationship started failing, there’s a good chance that’s why.

How about it, people? I’ve personally experienced the loss of interest in alcohol. Not the loss of love though. But love a couple decades in is different — experientially and presumably biochemically — than it is in the early years.

Your anecdotes in the comments are solicited. But remember, it’s all nonsense until they figure out how to do a rigorous scientific study. (Have they isolated the biochemical basic for romantic cravings well enough to do that study? I have not a damned clue. But I’m pretty sure a Korean plastic surgeon isn’t that far ahead of me.)

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February 27th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

A Chorus Line Dressed In Not So Much

Kinky Delight found a wonderful photo from a 1960s London gentlemen’s club of a high-class burlesque strip show featuring a chorus line that eventually strips down to nothing.

seven women in transparent but very high class stripper outfits on the chorus line at a London strip joint

Here’s a detail:

a better view of some of the semi naked chorus girls

I know there are some very high-class strip joints in the the world today. I haven’t seen them and shouldn’t judge … but I still suspect that everone was having just as nice a time in 1960s London.

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February 24th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

First International Bank Of Tova: Cha-Ching!

In which Chef Tova and Zar make a comedy skit about Jewish/Muslim online content collaboration, and who has to shove the menorah where for maximum revenue:

 
February 22nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Space Age Blowjob

In the 1960s and 1970s, color photos of the Earth taken from space by NASA astronauts became pop-culture icons, and were widely distributed as art posters. (I’m sure it helped that the United States government retains no copyright in visual materials created by government employees.) Although this view of the earth from space was not as famous as the so-called Blue Marble, the poster sold well and was seen everywhere, as I am just barely old enough to remember. However, I am not old enough to have seen it in the pages of Color Climax #19 in 1975 as the background for a blowjob:

woman kneels to give a blowjob in front of a poster showing the earth from space, probably during an Apollo mission

If any space buffs know their Apollo mission photography (or other space photographic history) well enough to identify the particular history of the photo on the poster, by all means contribute what you know in the comments!

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February 20th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

A Guided Tour Of The Vale

Hopefully you don’t need a map, but just in case, Haelle has one:

Haelle seems like a good tour guide, and here’s her spiel for the eager tourist:

If I ask you to kiss me on the lips and you ask which ones? Oh, you messed up! I am not letting you go anywhere.

Not only am I gonna make you all 7 Hobbit meals daily, but also you’re going to travel all through Middle Earth. And I have a map right there. We’re not going to get lost, oh, no.

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