May 9th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
Why Rich Men Buy Boats
This particular blonde yacht bunny is model Sue Masters, as seen in the August 1979 issue of Mayfair magazine:
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May 7th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
A Complaint About Men’s Balls
That Gothic Redneck Chick has a formal complaint for the design bureau about the function of men’s balls:
It’s a fair objection… but the formal ruling of the Council Of Men is that any woman making it must forever waive her right to complain with too much bitterness about her nipples being adjusted like the knobs on a radio or her breasts being playfully honked.
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May 5th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
Relative Depravities
There’s an ancient political joke that gets updated with a new name ever so often. The truth at the heart of it is that at any given time, we’ve got politicians who are far more corrupt than the sex workers we still love to look down on:
Everything is relative.
For example, if a lady decides to show some skin on the internet, she’ll go oh, you know, sure, I’m showing revealing pictures, but I’m not like, selling nudes on fansites, I’d never do that. And then the girl on the fansites goes, sure, I’m selling nudes on fansites, but I’m not like a stripper shaking my ass in a club every night for guys throwing money at me. I’d never do that. And then the stripper goes, sure, I’m shaking my ass in a club every night while guys throw money at me, but I’m not like, having sex with these guys. I’m not like an escort. I’d never do that. And then the escort goes, sure, I’m having sex with guys for money, but I do it through an organization. I feel safe doing it. I’m not like a toothless hooker blowing guys on the side of the road for $20. And then the toothless hooker blowing guys on the side out of the road for $20 goes sure, I’m a toothless hooker blowing guys on the side of the road for $20. But at least I’m not Pam Bondi!
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May 3rd, 2026 -- by Bacchus
Virgins! Violence! Vice!
This rather striking movie poster (or perhaps it’s more akin to a lobby card) for the twin features Sexy Susan Sins Again and Erotique was reproduced on the back cover of the June 1969 issue of Continental Film Revue magazine:
The Sexy Susan movie is said to be an “Austrian-Italian costume drama-adventure-sex comedy film.”
It took me awhile to identify the X-rated movie being advertised under the title Erotique, as that’s not really a unique keyword for searching. It turns out to have been alternative titling for Radley Metzger’s girls’ boarding school drama Therese & Isobel, as seen on this poster that gives both titles:
What’s not clear to me is how many virgins, or how much violence and vice, either movie genuinely has to offer. Nor is it perfectly clear which movie promises the nude crowd scene with at least 18 naked people in it. In those days, you couldn’t 100% trust a movie poster to deliver on promises like that anyway!
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May 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus
The Women Our Mothers Warned Us Against
I shouldn’t say that every young man experiences this moment of exquisite relief upon discovering that the women his mother warned him against do in fact exist. But I definitely did!
If you don’t recognize Johnny Bravo in this short clip, you missed a great interlude in turn-of-the-century cartoon making.
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April 29th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
Joke Against Gender Interest
I should not pass along this joke. For reasons of gender ideology.
I generally believe that men and women can be friends. Opposed to this belief is a strain of gender ideology that argues against such friendships, specifically maintaining that men are usually (or “always” in the extremist version of the argument) just faking friendship while they maneuver the relationship toward sexual intimacy. I think that’s rubbish. But it’s an ideology that’s out there. People do think that way.
This joke made me laugh anyway:
Having a girl best friend is like having a pet chicken: you just know that one day you’re gonna end up trying to eat it…
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April 27th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
No More Broke-Ass Boyfriends
There may once have been a time when an unemployed dude with a good dick could mooch off an endless sequence of women willing to feed and house a worthless layabout sort-of-a-man “for the D”. But in this economy? The wind is shifting, the times are changing. I stole the following from TikTok and could not source it properly; some woman working a findom (financial domination) hustle was lipsynching to an uncredited sound clip. Imagine the following in AAVE:
As a man in today’s economy, if the only thing that you have to offer is dick, we gonna take you out, we gonna put you on a corner, you gonna sell it, right? And then you gonna get the money, and you gonna bring it back to me, okay?
That’s your future as a broke-ass boyfriend. No more Xbox and chill for you!
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