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March 22nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

His Yum For Her Panty Scent Yucked Her

The video below is about a woman who went on TikTok to proclaim that she dumped a boyfriend for the carnal sin of enjoying the scent of her panties. Gigi is right (in my opinion) to proclaim that the newly-single dame in question has no idea what a profound mistake she’s just made:

Now, the heart wants what it wants, and the same is true of dicks and pussies. If we aren’t supposed to yuck each other’s yums, I suppose we ought not cluck our tongues too loudly when somebody proclaims a squick, even if we think it’s a foolish one. Could she have enslaved that man with her pheromones? Very probably; but if she didn’t want it, she didn’t want it. Still, it sounds like a rookie mistake to me!

Video transcript:

I just watched a TikTok of a girl saying that she left her boyfriend because he liked to smell her panties.

“Girl, you just lost the most loyal fucking man you could have ever found. What do you mean? He’s that obsessed with your pheromones and your scent that he’s smelling your fucking underwear and you left him over that?”

What I would fucking do to find a man who just huffs my fucking underwear. Oh, my God! Pour one out for her because she has no clue what the fuck she just lost. Oh, my God, this poor girl…

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March 20th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

The View From Up Here Is Amazing!

Just look at it!

nude woman on a scenic outlook staring out at the scenery

Normally we turn the camera outward but I like this kind of scenery just fine…

From the August 1972 issue of Men Only magazine.

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March 18th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

When Little Girls Grow Up

Women never abandon floromancy (flower divination, aka “he loves me, he loves me not”) but sometimes women like Jess do update their expectations of it when they grow up and get married:

The flower always knows!

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March 16th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Hard Working Woman

You know you’ve met a woman who takes her work seriously when she’s got a hammer and some work gloves on and a step ladder. The heels and hose? You’d think they would clash, but oddly, they don’t:

Black woman put on brand new work gloves before spreading her labia for her hard collar lover

Photo is from the June/July/August 1975 issue of 274 Touchables magazine.

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March 14th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Gynoid Maidbot With Too Much Flexibility

The new light-housework robot has been delivered, and it is creating disharmony in the household:

From a humor channel called Serious Nonsense. I myself am hoping for more interesting problems in our robot future. Instead of using technology to make the same old sex-negative heteronormative jokes at the expense of stereotypical wives, why couldn’t the wife character in this little skit be intrigued and enthused by the potential of a domestic labor bot that can do “mouth stuff”, for her pleasure and for her husband’s alike?

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March 12th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Four Cocks To Suck

I was going to call this post “Hard Working Fellatrix” but it turns out I already had a post with that title, can you believe it? Our hard-working queen of suction doesn’t appear at all daunted by the gauntlet of erect pricks lined up waiting for her oral attentions:

four cocks lined up and one ambitious woman smiling and ready to suck them blowjob porn

The photo is from the February 1980 issue of Dutch porn magazine Claudia.

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March 10th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Why She Likes Being A Domme

Thea Rose explains why she likes being a domme, and it’s not just the reasons you might think. As she explains:

The reason I like being a domme is not because I like whips and chains and latex. The reason is because I’m neurodivergent, and men annoy me.

Being given the explicit, up-front consent to say what the fuck is exactly on my mind in dating is amazing — and knowing that they’re gonna love that.

Day one of talking to a new guy, he messages me all day, and then the next day he drops off the face of the planet. So I feel complete permission to say, “Hey, the way you’re communicating with me, this flow? This really isn’t gonna work for me. So I’m wondering if you can improve on this, or if this is normal for you. But I don’t tolerate this level of communication.”

Dominance has given me the permission slip to be blunt and assertive and direct, which is something that I’ve always been. And in the bedroom, it helps me advocate for exactly what I want, and my pleasure. I can’t recommend trying it out more highly!

This notion of non-obvious benefits to power exchange sex play makes perfect sense to me. Another example: when I was a total newbie first experimenting with BDSM bedroom play, using a blindfold on my femsub partner was a huge confidence booster. I didn’t fumble any less with the toys and restraints, but at least she wasn’t watching and smirking at my inexperience! (In truth she was far too kind to have ever done any such thing. But the blindfold provided an extra layer of assurance.)

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