Bacchus gets no kickback for this crass commercial link. Not even, worse luck, an offer to participate in product testing. Seems there’s a new line of lip balm (is that what the kids are calling it these days?) with flavors like “Strawberry Snatch” and “Shaved Peach.” Their slogan? “For the Tastiest Lips North of the Hips!”

Bacchus was not born yesterday: these clever kittens don’t say whether the heads of their beds point north or south.

PussyPuckerpots.Com — it’s “Ladylicious!”

Later update: According to their creator Stacy Bias, these products were discontinued in 2006.