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2003 Archive Of All Posts

12/31/03: More Unlimited Free Porn

12/31/03: Christmas Blowjobs

12/30/03: Constipation At The Muzzle Of An Airbrush

12/30/03: Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

12/29/03: A Mouthful of Meat In Her Fridge

12/28/03: Humiliations Galore

12/28/03: Hands On (In?) Sex Education

12/28/03: Condemnators Redux

12/27/03: Because Women Like Furs

12/27/03: Unlimited Free Porn

12/26/03: A Christmas Carol

12/26/03: No More Wet Spot

12/26/03: Tentacle Yaoi

12/26/03: The Nymph In My Net: The Net Tightens A Lot

12/25/03: The Nymph In My Net: Unwrapping

12/25/03: Merry Christmas, One And All

12/24/03: Santa Claus is Coming

12/23/03: Relationship Wisdom

12/23/03: Springtime Frolic

12/23/03: Dancing Girl

12/22/03: Kink From The East

12/22/03: Jingle Balls

12/21/03: State of Orgasmic Emergency

12/20/03: Sweet On The Tongue

12/20/03: Lesbian Dungeon

12/19/03: Birth Erotica

12/18/03: Slavegirls In Chains

12/18/03: Doctor, I Have This Friend….

12/18/03: Retro Sex Movies

12/18/03: Gingerotica

12/17/03: A Good Line

12/17/03: Strange Fetishes

12/17/03: One For The Ladies

12/17/03: The Nymph In My Net: Our Cauliflower Ears

12/16/03: Two Quicky Links

12/16/03: Dangerous Texas Criminal Sells Marital Aids

12/15/03: The Prettiest Hitchhiker

12/14/03: Flying The Friendlier Skies

12/14/03: Nude Protester Wearing a Veil

12/14/03: Don’t Be A Dick

12/13/03: “…Your Broomstick Has Stains On It”

12/12/03: Paris Hilton Is A Good Sport

12/11/03: Food Bondage

12/10/03: Congratulations Are In Order

12/10/03: A Male Sex Blogging Credo

12/09/03: What Submission Is And Is Not

12/09/03: Living The Wild Life

12/09/03: The Nymph In My Net: Christmas Is Coming III

12/08/03: Missing Cowgirl: Found

12/07/03: People are Crazy About Sex

12/07/03: The Shape Of A Woman

12/06/03: Do You Need A Warm Glow?

12/05/03: Left Behind Lingerie

12/05/03: Gimme That Old Time Sodomy

12/04/03: The Serenade

12/03/03: “HIKE!”

12/03/03: Men And Sex Blogs

12/03/03: More on Men And Sex Blogs

12/02/03: Cutest Cosplay Girl

12/02/03: The Nymph In My Net: Christmas Is Coming II

12/02/03: E Is For ErosBlog

12/01/03: BSTI Likes Livvy

12/01/03: Deeply Sexy, Deeply Dangerous

11/30/03: Gagged Blonde

11/30/03: Submissive Sex

11/30/03: A Treasure Trove Hareem

11/29/03: The Sex Blog Revolution Continues

11/29/03: Volunteers Needed To Test Orgasm Machine

11/27/03: ‘Tis The Gift To Be Simple…”

11/27/03: Say These Things For A Happy Thanksgiving

11/26/03: Azure Loves Men

11/25/03: Elves In Bondage

11/25/03: Options For Teen Lust

11/25/03: The Nymph In My Net: Christmas is Coming!

11/24/03: Box of Joy

11/24/03: Animalistic Nudes

11/24/03: Liking Sex

11/23/03: Caught In The Act

11/23/03: A Little Guy Fun With Ropes

11/21/03: Sheets For The Lonely Otaku

11/21/03: The Nymph In My Net: Anticipation

11/21/03: Super Girl, Super Cute

11/21/03: Vanilla Phone Sex

11/20/03: Rupert the Rabble Rouser

11/20/03: Communication About Sex: Made Simple

11/19/03: Spirit of Cowgirl

11/18/03: Sex On TV, Sex In The Classroom

11/18/03: The Nymph In My Net: Updated Wheedling

11/17/03: “Boys Are Stupid”

11/16/03: Birthday Sex…Or Not

11/16/03: That’s Why They Call It A Wedding Party

11/15/03: Impossibly Beautiful Bottom

11/15/03: The Nymph In My Net: Still Wheedling

11/14/03: The Nymph In My Net: Wheedling

11/14/03: The Tact Of A Professional

11/13/03: Naked Sushi Preparation

11/12/03: The Nymph In My Net: Curiousity

11/12/03: “Mmmmm, AnarchoBabes….”

11/11/03: Orgasms On The Evening News

11/11/03: The Nymph In My Net: Reeling Her In

11/11/03: Fear-Mongering About “Sex Bracelets”

11/10/03: Butterfly Twins

11/10/03: Fleshbot is Loose!

11/09/03: The Nymph In My Net: Fun Phone Calls

11/08/03: Sexy. Oh Yeah.

11/08/03: Conversation With A Stranger

11/07/03: Nice Body Paint

11/07/03: In the Net of the Nymph In My Net

11/06/03: Ancient Wax Anatomical Model (Female)

11/06/03: Spanking Good Shirts for Alpha Males

11/05/03: Competing With Porn

11/05/03: Belle De Jour

11/05/03: The Nymph In My Net: A Picture

11/04/03: More Naked Twister

11/04/03: The Nymph In My Net: Beginnings

11/03/03: Remote Controlled Attack Penis

11/02/03: If You Ask a Snoopy Question…

11/01/03: Lawnmower Man

10/31/03: Protection From Pornography Week

10/30/03: It Could Work, Dammit!

10/30/03: Innocent Pleasures: Nude Twister

10/30/03: Light Slaps and Gatorade

10/30/03: More Smurf Porn

10/29/03: Two Sexes Divided By A Common Language

10/29/03: Interupted Idyll: Sex In The Park

10/28/03: Raunchiest Smiley Ever

10/28/03: Quoth The Yeti

10/28/03: Maria Tied And Showered

10/27/03: Halley Makes History

10/26/03: Read My Lips

10/26/03: On The Construction of Confidence

10/26/03: Found Poetry

10/25/03: Modern Fertility Rituals

10/25/03: Abraham And Hagar Get It On

10/25/03: Nice Guys Redux

10/24/03: Assholes In The Eye Of The Beholder

10/22/03: More On Nice Guys

10/22/03: Scientific Method, Yummy

10/22/03: The Grey Lady This Isn’t

10/21/03: Why Women Like Assholes

10/21/03: The Valley Of Gustatory And Olfactory Delights

10/20/03: Advice For the Christmas Retail Season

10/19/03: Girls Kissing: A Why

10/18/03: True Customer Service: Male Chastity Device Mishap

10/17/03: 99 And 44/100ths Percent Soap Free

10/16/03: The Terror And The Beauty

10/16/03: He Puts What, WHERE?

10/14/03: The Pleasures of Growing Up

10/14/03: The Gordon Gecko of Porn

10/13/03: Sweet Sweet Femdom

10/12/03: Fucking Machines Present and Past

10/12/03: How To Lie With Photoshop

10/11/03: A Model For Halley

10/10/03: More Baggage

10/09/03: Vikki Has A Solution

10/09/03: All Laced Up And Tied With A Bow

10/09/03: Toys And Baggage

10/08/03: Politics As Usual

10/08/03: A Tricky Question

10/05/03: “Do You Wanna Get Dirty?”

10/04/03: Naughty Bears

10/04/03: She’s Salivating…

10/03/03: Know Any Twisted Minds?

10/02/03: ErosBlog is Having a Birthday Tomorrow!

10/02/03: Safe To Cuddle

10/01/03: Tentacle Sex For Guys

09/30/03: Sex Blog Roundup

09/30/03: Well, that explains HIM….

08/22/03: Son of Goodies In The Mail

08/21/03: Vacation Looms

08/20/03: What An Unfortunate Profession

08/20/03: The Trouble With Dating

08/19/03: Finding A Lady, Internet Style

08/16/03: Water Bondage: “Splish, Splash I Was Taking a Bath….”

08/16/03: Very Happy Guys Leashed Together

08/15/03: Chocolate And Strawberries

08/14/03: This is Cute

08/13/03: Such A Helpful Boy

08/12/03: *GASP*

08/12/03: Preemptive Trampling

08/12/03: Schwarzenekkid

08/12/03: Soon To Be a Daddy

08/11/03: Way Hot!

08/10/03: Playing With Your Food

08/10/03: Yummy!

08/09/03: Today’s Motto

08/09/03: THIS Is The Culture War?

08/08/03: Think So. Think So.

08/08/03: Nymphs of the Forest

08/07/03: Darling’s New Job

08/07/03: The Old Man And His Truncheon

08/06/03: How Not To Encourage Sexual Honesty

08/05/03: Are You Ticklish, Girl?

08/05/03: Basic Wisdom

08/05/03: Erotic Truth

08/04/03: And Speaking Of Shaving

08/04/03: Look, A Pome!

08/04/03: Detailed Pussy Shaving Instructions

08/03/03: Porn Shui

08/03/03: Nutty Pirate Joke

08/03/03: Harem Girls On Trampolines

08/02/03: The Hard Life of A Porn Producer

08/02/03: Japanese Bondage Illustrated

08/01/03: Dworkin on Blowjobs

08/01/03: What a Lovely Idea

08/01/03: Fun With Twiddly Bits

07/31/03: Cute Bondage Girls

07/31/03: Nicely Moisturized, Thank You For Asking

07/31/03: Never Underestimate The Power of a Good Hug

07/30/03: More About The Dwarves

07/30/03: Hi Ho, Hi Ho!

07/29/03: Bacchus in Trouble

07/29/03: The Dirty Whore, There I Said It, Happy Now?

07/28/03: Oh Wicked Wanda!

07/28/03: Let The Spankings Proceed!

07/27/03: Jezebel The Lonely

07/27/03: Blowing Bubbles

07/27/03: And Speaking of Arcs

07/27/03: “Die Wacht am Rhein”

07/27/03: Arc de Triomphe

07/27/03: Girl Talk

07/26/03: Yogi The Depraved Bear

07/26/03: I’ve Got a Knock-Knock Joke

07/26/03: How To Fuck Up Polyamory

07/26/03: Olfactory Delights

07/25/03: Losing Track Of The Plot

07/24/03: “But Father, I Don’t WANT To Marry Her!”

07/24/03: Oh What a Weekend

07/23/03: A Whole Story in One Picture

07/23/03: The Thinking Woman’s Guide To Buttfucking

07/22/03: And Grab a Bottle of Baby Oil

07/22/03: Weights and Measures

07/22/03: Sounds Good To Me

07/22/03: Yes, Someone Did Mention Leashes

07/21/03: Nymphs at Play

07/21/03: Flirting: The Advanced Course

07/20/03: Vintage Postcard Erotica

07/20/03: Work Is The Curse Of the Drinking Classes

07/20/03: Don’t Worry, It Will Ride Up With Wear

07/19/03: Advanced Blowjobs

07/18/03: Her Desires

07/18/03: Get Any Good Kisses Lately?

07/18/03: An Ode To Traditional American Values

07/17/03: Now Think This Thing Through

07/17/03: Mum’s the Word

07/17/03: A Pussy Kiss

07/16/03: Mr. Kimochi And His Pussy

07/15/03: Violet Blue’s RealDoll Fantasy

07/15/03: And Speaking of Degradation Of Women…

07/14/03: Of Lip Gloss and Power Exchange

07/14/03: Hunting For Bambi

07/13/03: Cads With Cameras

07/12/03: Goodies In The Mail

07/11/03: Lap Dancer$

07/11/03: Have That One Bathed And Sent To My Tent

07/11/03: Rub those Ps And Qs Together!

07/10/03: Are You Ticklish?

07/10/03: Antique Sex Toys

07/09/03: Whoops! Back Up That Hay Wagon, Isiah!

07/09/03: RealDoll Cannon Fodder In The RSS Wars

07/08/03: Ain’t Fittin’ Business Fer The State

07/07/03: A Little Manga Blowjob

07/07/03: A Peep At An Eclectic Collection

07/06/03: How Low Can She Go?

07/06/03: Computer, Talk Dirty To Me

07/06/03: “All the Ooze That’s Fit To Print”

07/05/03: Of Course She Knew What You Were Thinking

07/04/03: Happy Fourth of July!

07/03/03: Name That Sex Toy

07/02/03: Vibrating Cock Rings: A Consumer’s Report

07/01/03: Teambuilding Exercises For Ladies, Circa 1910

07/01/03: Simple Creatures, We. Woof.

06/30/03: A Tale of Two Cities

06/30/03: That’s Almost Not Nice, But Don’t Stop

06/29/03: Monica Lewinski, American Heroine

06/29/03: Wealthy Benefactor Sought For RealDoll Orgy

06/27/03: “Stop muttering, Mr. Freud”

06/25/03: Nice Work If You Can Get It

06/25/03: Too Much Enthusiasm

06/25/03: First, Strangest, Worst, Best

06/24/03: Bukkake Versus Bake Sales

06/24/03: The News Just Keeps Getting Better

06/20/03: Rubbery Fetish Goodness

06/18/03: How To Put On A Condom With Your Mouth

06/16/03: The Argument For High Beams

06/14/03: Improve the Taste of Your Semen!

06/13/03: We Knew Daze Was Smart

06/11/03: The World’s Most Ludicrous Bikini

06/10/03: The Game Is “Hide From Nurse Laurel”

06/09/03: “He Has a Wife, You Know…”

06/07/03: Iraqi Bukkake

06/07/03: “Lollypop, Lollypop, Hey Holly Lollypop…”

06/05/03: Criminal Conversations Of The Old Kind

06/05/03: Love Letter

06/04/03: Behold the Power of Google

06/03/03: More Nestle Bon Bons Will Do The Trick

06/03/03: I Am No Longer An Illeist

06/03/03: Too Much Of A Good Thing

06/02/03: Because You’re Doing It Wrong You Dunderhead!

06/02/03: In Which Bacchus Switches To First Person

05/31/03: To Put It Another Way, Porn Sucks

05/31/03: Salon Slavegirls

05/30/03: Eros Comix, We Loves Them, Our Precioussss….

05/29/03: Celery Plus Gravity Minus Panties Equals Art

05/28/03: Nubile Soapy Goodness

05/28/03: Extremism In The Pursuit of Geekdom Is No Vice

05/28/03: Not Every Man Would Complain

05/26/03: Illustrated Poetry

05/24/03: They Do Things Different In Colorado

05/23/03: Do You Suppose it Tickles?

05/22/03: Friendly Negotiations

05/21/03: The Three Wise Women

05/20/03: Special Mormon Underpants

05/19/03: Trim a Pube; Annoy a Fascist

05/18/03: Some Things Never Change

05/18/03: Lady Liberty, Slut and Proud

05/15/03: Spam of the Week

05/14/03: Mmm, Fruit….

05/14/03: A Hard Day’s Picnicking

05/12/03: Interview With An Autofellator

05/12/03: Brothers Under the Hair

05/11/03: RSS Feed Experiments

05/11/03: Naked Ninja Girl (With Floppy Ears)

05/10/03: Suspect in Feminist Circles

05/08/03: Dear Good Vibrations:

05/08/03: The Erotics of Citrus

05/08/03: Testicles on the Floor, Baby!

05/08/03: Putting Clothes Away

05/07/03: Gratuitious Cheesecake

05/05/03: Dorothy Never Looked So Good

05/05/03: Perhaps This Explains Why We Bother

05/04/03: Quaint Country Sayings

05/02/03: According to CBS, Clinton Had Sex With A Kid

05/02/03: A Child Rearing Failure

05/02/03: Fun With Breast and Marker

05/01/03: Epitomy of Bad Design

05/01/03: AOL Kills Litter Of Puppies!

04/30/03: Wesson Oil Sex

04/30/03: Droid Hydraulic Problems

04/29/03: Summer Camp Was Never Like This, Redux

04/29/03: Summer Camp Was Never Like This

04/29/03: Waste Not, Want Not

04/25/03: Catholic Schoolgirls “Paper” Dolls

04/25/03: Sexual Climax Gel Spam

04/24/03: Listen Up, You Perverts!

04/24/03: Christian Sexual Guilt

04/23/03: Dixie Chicks: Nude, Proud, Defiant

04/22/03: And Speaking of Alternatives

04/22/03: Bondage Coin On Ebay

04/21/03: Remedial Porn 100

04/20/03: All the “Saddamite” puns are “true!”

04/20/03: The Female Mind

04/19/03: A Little EverQuest Porn

04/19/03: Or Perhaps They Just (Don’t) Suck

04/18/03: Life Among The Nymphs (With Bananas)

04/18/03: Spam O’ The Day

04/18/03: Size DOES Matter

04/16/03: Twitterpated at Marn’s Place

04/16/03: And on the Dessert Menu, We Have….

04/16/03: Ha! Detokenization Well Underway!

04/15/03: What’s Better Than Two Roses On A Piano?

04/15/03: Zeno’s Paradox…Solved!

04/14/03: Nude versus Naked

04/14/03: The Vibrator Double Standard

04/14/03: Patching A Popped Love Doll

04/13/03: Pork Rind Porn

04/12/03: Beer Goggles…ON!

04/12/03: Naptime

04/12/03: Are You Thirsty?

04/11/03: Enjoy Prison You Cop Bastard

04/11/03: Veil Dancer

04/11/03: Yup, Still A Moron

04/10/03: 48 Better Rules For Submissives

04/10/03: Sunny, With Celebratory Fornication

04/09/03: Librarian Porn Novels

04/09/03: Sharing Fantasies

04/09/03: Bill Grogan’s Girl

04/08/03: Mom Was Right, One Does Go Blind!

04/08/03: Blogging Is as Blogging Does

04/08/03: The (Not Gay) Sex Blog?

04/08/03: Pornographers of Gor

04/07/03: “What a trip, what a day”

04/06/03: A Sunday Scripture (On Nose Hooks)

04/04/03: Money Shot

04/04/03: Messy Fun

04/03/03: What One Woman Would Say…

04/02/03: Smurf Porn

04/01/03: You Missed A Spot….

03/31/03: Tourists at Play

03/30/03: Proof Bacchus Is Not An Intellectual

03/29/03: Not Your Father’s Ponygirl

03/27/03: Harry Potter and His 13 Centimeters

03/27/03: Let’s Not Make This Harder Than It Needs To Be

03/26/03: Things Not To Say…

03/25/03: Kids These Days….

03/25/03: Signature Of The Day

03/23/03: With A Paddle And A Mustache Waxing Kit

03/23/03: With Feeling

03/22/03: Tentacle Sexing For Debra

03/21/03: Squirt Gun Fight…

03/20/03: “Then He Felt Around For A Warm Moist Hole…”

03/20/03: You Have Been Warned

03/20/03: Gimme That Old Time Domestic Violence

03/19/03: Bellicose Women We Love

03/18/03: Fair Enough: The Blowjob Rule

03/16/03: Speaking of Oranges

03/15/03: “So I REWIRED it, gave it MORE POWER!”

03/13/03: This Is It

03/12/03: Apologies From the Management

03/12/03: Laugh or Cry?

03/12/03: Playboy: The Magazine For Cub Scouts

03/09/03: Whoops, that was a mistake?

03/09/03: Women Against Blowjobs

03/09/03: He Sent His Wife To Get Firewood…

03/05/03: C.S. Lewis on Christian Sex

03/04/03: Yahooligans are wimps

03/01/03: Porn-Get works!

02/28/03: “And He Saw That It Was Good, And It Was Good.”

02/26/03: Roadside Tumescence Test

02/21/03: War War War

02/21/03: Mush! Mush!

02/18/03: Got Orange Juice?

02/17/03: Lupercalian Sex Lottery

02/16/03: Just Heard on Fox News

02/16/03: Sod ’em in Gomorrah

02/13/03: A Sentiment For The Day

02/11/03: Alas, Fun With Photoshop

02/10/03: “I’m Here To Inspect Your Pants For Weapons”

02/10/03: Cooperative Multiplayer Gaming

02/09/03: Whore Stories

02/09/03: It’s That Simple?

02/08/03: Education Just Isn’t What It Used To Be

02/07/03: Hungry? No? You Will Be…

02/06/03: Sez Who?

02/05/03: Oooh, Excercise

02/05/03: EmilyD says “Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.”

02/04/03: Random Frivolity

02/04/03: Google Revenge

02/03/03: Satisfying the Camel Toe Searchers

02/03/03: By Popular Demand, More Pix

01/29/03: It’s A Damned Formula

01/28/03: The Play’s The Thing

01/26/03: Marriage Then and Now

01/26/03: Just Go Past The Sun And Hang A Sharp Left

01/25/03: If You Say So

01/24/03: A Little Visual Relief: Snow Man Gets BJ

01/24/03: Cats and Porn Don’t Mix

01/22/03: I Heard That’s Where They Come From

01/22/03: Hey Babe, Wanna Interface?

01/21/03: Not Tonight, Dear, I Have No Diamonds

01/20/03: Bukkake Feminism: A Critical Analysis

01/18/03: Unclean Hands? You Don’t Say…

01/18/03: Menthol Clit Gel Doesn’t Sound Fun!

01/17/03: Le Vice Anglais?

01/17/03: Criminal, Simply Criminal

01/15/03: An Interesting Theory

01/14/03: Phone Sex: A Tutorial

01/14/03: Gratuitous Beauty

01/13/03: Attu’s Magic Mushrooms

01/13/03: Creative These Bored Gentlemen

01/12/03: It’s For Science

01/12/03: Precisely!

01/08/03: Finally The Elf Women Get In On The Act

01/08/03: Because She Can

01/07/03: What’s with this gay hobbits meme anyway?

01/06/03: Cute and Fun

01/06/03: Bacchus on Porn

01/05/03: Heh, Heh, Butthead, He Said “Hold Their Manhoods”

01/04/03: We are Free! We are Free!

01/04/03: Let’s Call It “Snogging the Green Faerie”

01/04/03: Build A Better Mousetrap…

01/03/03: Kinky And Straight At The Same Time, How Curious

01/01/03: It’s Certainly Time For A Change

01/01/03: Bacchus Being Bad

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