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2005 Archive Of All Posts

12/30/05: The Blowjob Is Under Control

12/28/05: Elf Sex (Canonical Version)

12/26/05: A Delicious Amazon-Tarzan Sammich

12/26/05: Did Santa Bring You A Video iPod?

12/26/05: Sex Blog Roundup (Exclusive ErosBlog Edition)

12/23/05: A Good Christmas Ball

12/22/05: How (Not) To Measure A Penis

12/21/05: Give The Gift Of Porn

12/19/05: Sex Surrogate

12/17/05: More Fun With Cattle Prods

12/15/05: Crapping All Over Beauty

12/14/05: Blowjob On Candid Camera

12/14/05: Sex Under The Desk

12/13/05: Wash That Beak Out With Soap

12/13/05: Women-In-Prison Movies

12/12/05: A Love Poem

12/11/05: A Panty Full Of Stinging Nettles

12/10/05: Just A Goddamned Piece Of Paper

12/10/05: Bondage Porn For Your Video iPod

12/09/05: Diary Of A Squirter

12/09/05: Rear Window Experiment

12/07/05: That Sexy Cattle Prod

12/04/05: The Blowjob As Fine Art

12/02/05: Such Pretty Glass Sculptures (Wink-Wink-Nudge-Nudge)

11/29/05: Dirty Picture

11/28/05: The Place for Foot Fetishists

11/27/05: Four Lips, Two Cherries

11/26/05: Porn For Your Video iPod

11/26/05: Anime Figurine Bukkake

11/25/05: Condom Wedding Dress

11/24/05: Happy Thanksgiving! Grease That Turkey!

11/22/05: Get Over Your Ass

11/21/05: The Public Breasts Of Kirsten Dunst

11/20/05: Bondage Fairies Cosplay

11/18/05: Wild Naked Dinner Party

11/17/05: Mandroid The Sex Android (RoboCop Gone Bad?)

11/15/05: A Civilized Greeting

11/14/05: “Sneeze For Me, Baby…”

11/14/05: Penthouse Pets In (And Out Of) Denim

11/13/05: A Universe Of Sex Stories

11/09/05: The Lonely Desert, Part II

11/09/05: No More Cum Buckets, Please

11/08/05: Schoolgirls Simulated Badly

11/07/05: Animated Boobs

11/06/05: The Lonely Desert

11/04/05: Tingling Blowjob

10/29/05: What Is It With Nude Women And Livestock?

10/29/05: You Gotta Lick A Lot Of Camel Toads….

10/28/05: Lame Reasons For Wearing Clothes In Bed

10/26/05: Stallion, Rampant, With Female Admirer

10/26/05: Dirty Talking Rough Sex Poem

10/25/05: Vintage Nude Postcard

10/22/05: Evil Porn Werewolf Enslavers Debunked

10/20/05: California Dream Girls

10/20/05: Do You Like… Er… Plaster?

10/19/05: Pirates Movie

10/18/05: Relax, Porn’s Good For Us

10/16/05: Sunday Spanking Limerick

10/14/05: If You’re Not With Us, You’re Against Us

10/12/05: Autofellatio

10/11/05: Handjobs and Anal Touching For Ethical Cops

10/09/05: The Measure Of A Man

10/08/05: The Ass Fuck Conspiracy

10/07/05: Senator Smoot Rides Again

10/05/05: Experience Of An Escort

10/03/05: Phone Sex

10/02/05: Torturing Women In Prison

09/30/05: More Patriarchal BDSM Porn (Not)

09/29/05: Dancing, Idleness, And Anal Sex

09/28/05: Bondage Porn, Hold The Patriarchy

09/28/05: Another Country Heard From

09/24/05: Paging Andrea Dworkin

09/22/05: A Real Street Blowjob

09/21/05: Fun With A Penis Pump

09/20/05: Quit Your Job, Improve The Shape Of Your Ass

09/19/05: Do You Need A New Hobby?

09/16/05: The Manners Of Giving And Getting Head

09/15/05: Sally Lane With A Whip

09/14/05: Sex Graffiti

09/13/05: Nerve Sex News Blog

09/10/05: How To Be Your Own Sex Therapist (In 1976)

09/09/05: The Helpful Man

09/08/05: Test Riding A Fucking Machine

09/07/05: In Praise Of Female Sexuality

09/07/05: Italian Castle for the Amorously Adventurous

09/06/05: Comic Book Catfights

09/06/05: Yet Another Paranoid Blogger…

09/05/05: Grandfather’s Sex Confessions

09/04/05: Dildoes In The Subway

09/04/05: Garden Gnome Sex

09/01/05: Marilyn Monroe Talks About Enjoying An Enema

08/30/05: You Scratch My Back, I’ll Scratch Yours

08/28/05: The Man Who Drank Lube

08/27/05: It Must Be Tasty

08/24/05: Skiing With Violet

08/23/05: Contagious Sex Bug?

08/22/05: So This Is What It Feels Like To Stand To Stud

08/18/05: Bondage Yoga In Mexico

08/14/05: Teenagers and Sex on the Beach

08/11/05: “What’s A Dildo?”

08/09/05: Little Reindeer Games

08/07/05: We Are All A Little Gay

08/04/05: Full-Service Panty Removal

08/02/05: Naughty Dice

07/31/05: Summer Fun, Plus Another Hippie Goddess

07/29/05: Naughty Unicorns

07/28/05: Hotter Than Barbarella

07/27/05: Cowgirls In Bondage

07/26/05: Paranoid Bloggers Shoot Selves In Foot, Film At Eleven

07/26/05: Female Sexual Submission

07/25/05: Your Printer May Be Spying On You

07/23/05: Skinny Dipping In The Qeynos Sewers

07/22/05: My Kind Of Sports Fan

07/21/05: Adult Industry Blogs

07/21/05: Indecent Blog Hosting

07/20/05: Bondage Kissing

07/19/05: Picnic Blowjob In Golden Gate Park

07/17/05: Energetic Sex

07/16/05: The Pony Girls Of Ancient Egypt

07/14/05: Spanking In Advertising

07/13/05: The Romantic Dinner

07/12/05: Fun With Squirt Guns

07/12/05: I’ve Noticed That Too

07/11/05: June Palmer Wants Her Spanking?

07/09/05: A Trans Blog

07/08/05: “Look, Doctor, No Hands!”

07/07/05: Getting Her Oar In

07/07/05: Cautionary Tale For Those Who Like To Go Commando

07/06/05: Chopsticks, Please….

07/05/05: The Human Body As Canvas

07/03/05: Show Us Your Balls!

07/02/05: Lost In The Gigolo Matrix

07/01/05: Sex And Submission

06/30/05: Yet Another Sort Of Tentacle Sex

06/29/05: Hypnotizing Boobs

06/28/05: Naked Jen Goes To Washington

06/27/05: Fingered On Holloway Road

06/26/05: Hold The Spicy Mustard

06/24/05: Sexy Male Stars

06/23/05: Naked Guys At Play

06/23/05: Fish Naked, And Take The Wife

06/22/05: Funny Joke (With Implied Screaming Wet Nudity)

06/22/05: Tranny Porn

06/21/05: Real Authentic Sex

06/20/05: How Are You Supposed To Have Sex With A Mermaid?

06/19/05: Sex And Effort (Or: Men Are Stupid)

06/19/05: Tentacle Sex, Shunga Style

06/18/05: Naked At Disney World

06/16/05: Mean Girls

06/16/05: Sex Blog Roundup

06/14/05: Getting Started In Phone Sex

06/14/05: Hippie Goddesses

06/13/05: Sexual Revelations

06/13/05: Kinky Scene Negotiation (Non-Tedious Version)

06/11/05: Bicycle Seat Envy

06/09/05: Whooping Cough Sex

06/09/05: Purely Symbolic Censorship

06/09/05: Penis Worship

06/08/05: Sexy Newspaper Photo!

06/08/05: Sex For Dinner

06/07/05: MILF Love

06/07/05: Attention To Kisses

06/06/05: Message From Lance

06/06/05: Wet And Happy

06/06/05: Unexpectedly Sexy

06/04/05: Three Cheers For Bad, Dirty Sluts

06/03/05: Bondage Dolls

06/03/05: More Balls

06/03/05: Have You Got The Balls?

06/02/05: Almost Ready For Dick Again

06/01/05: Naked Rugby

06/01/05: More Cupid Spanking

06/01/05: The End Of The R Story

05/31/05: Cupid Gets A Spanking

05/31/05: What Does William Shatner Smell Like?

05/28/05: Time for some words

05/28/05: Banned…”For The Children”

05/25/05: Miss Bulgaria’s Bare Boob

05/23/05: Laced Up

05/21/05: Curious Nymph

05/21/05: Do-It-Yourself Sex Doll

05/20/05: What the HELL is that?

05/19/05: Satyrs, Sex And Cookies

05/17/05: Raping Demon

05/16/05: All Hail Dionysus!

05/16/05: Girl…Where?

05/16/05: Porn Starlets Wash My Car (Badly)

05/15/05: Time For Rebellion

05/13/05: An Orgy At Disneyland

05/12/05: Oral Sex Is Standard Equipment

05/11/05: Pretty In Ropes

05/11/05: …AND The Landspeeder You Rode In On!

05/10/05: Fully Protected

05/09/05: Porn Star Secrets From Ron Jeremy

05/08/05: The Losing Contestant…On A Leash

05/05/05: Anal Sex University

05/05/05: Bukkake Gone Terribly Wrong

05/04/05: The Sweet Young Strippers

05/03/05: A Practical Woman Ponders Truth

05/02/05: An Ode To Handjobs

05/01/05: A Pornographer Who Gets It

05/01/05: Naked Blonde With Strategic Hair

04/29/05: Sex Melons

04/29/05: Three-Ways Of Yore

04/29/05: Watch Out For Kancho Assassins

04/28/05: Not Quite Back to Full Stride

04/26/05: Public Sex … With Himself

04/26/05: Truant Teen Girls With Mouths

04/25/05: Here Comes Johnny With His Pecker In His Hand

04/25/05: My Kind of Organ Music!

04/23/05: The Holy Handkerchief Of Cum-Saving

04/22/05: So Handy for Those I’m-Without-a-Man-and-I-Need-One Emergencies!

04/22/05: He’s Gonna Pay

04/20/05: Hi! Remember Me?

04/20/05: Make Mine Peanut Butter And Onion

04/20/05: “Salami To The Head, Ed Gruberman!”

04/20/05: Astonishing Underwater Bondage Photo

04/20/05: Anal Sex With A Nun

04/19/05: Dating Advice From Economists

04/18/05: “Hard Male Packages, Tied Up With String…”

04/17/05: Nix To The Warming Liquid

04/16/05: PG-Rated Goatse.cx

04/16/05: Pretty In A Corset

04/15/05: Happy Tax Day

04/15/05: Death To Granny Panties

04/14/05: Sucking A Rubber Dick

04/14/05: Tony Danza, Nude And Uncut

04/14/05: Bad Sex Advice, Summarized

04/13/05: Sex Blog Advice From Violet Blue

04/08/05: Oral Sex For The Happy Woman

04/05/05: Poetic Descriptions Of The Yoni

04/05/05: A Sovereign Remedy For Headache

04/03/05: Equal Time For Sorority Girl Bottoms

03/31/05: Porn Nonsense In Time Magazine

03/31/05: ErosBlog In USA Today

03/29/05: Statuarial Stinkfinger

03/27/05: A Fat Girl’s Rhapsody

03/26/05: Will You Settle For Buttock?

03/25/05: Marriage: “The Shit Changes”

03/23/05: Cat Girl Loses The Fight

03/22/05: Anal Sex Video That Will Make Your Jaw Drop

03/22/05: Rubbing A Quick One Out

03/21/05: One Of The Pitfalls Of Online Romance

03/21/05: Taxonomy of Regrettable Fucks

03/19/05: How To Hypnotize A Man

03/18/05: Too Sexy For His Flashlights

03/18/05: A Pretty Good Dog

03/17/05: Oh, To Be In Paris For The Springtime Fashion Shows!

03/17/05: The Fun In Sex Blogging

03/16/05: It Has To Do With The Oral Secks

03/16/05: The Romance Of The Chastity Belt

03/15/05: Redheads Badly Posed

03/15/05: I Hate Tax Time!

03/14/05: Hickey Happiness!

03/13/05: The History Of Gay Bathhouses

03/12/05: A Grand Day Out

03/11/05: An Ancient Bronze Dildo

03/10/05: The Nymph Must Have Bacchus All Tied Up

03/09/05: Like A Verse From A Bawdy Song

03/09/05: Can’t Get Your Salad Tossed?

03/09/05: Public Cervix Announcement

03/09/05: Feministas Against Porn

03/08/05: Spooge Poetry

03/06/05: How To Not Get Laid

03/05/05: Splendor In The Weeds (Ouch Ouch)

03/04/05: Another Pussy Speaks

03/03/05: Supergirl In Bondage

03/03/05: On Not Being A Dick

03/03/05: The Burbman; And The Animal

03/02/05: In Which Mistresse Matisse Gets Squicked

03/02/05: A Visit To The Chapel

03/02/05: Another Uncut For This Week’s Top Cock

03/01/05: The World Is Different For Men And Women

03/01/05: Unfortunate Mental Images Of Fisting

02/28/05: Putting Catherine McKinnon In Her Place

02/28/05: Halle Berry, Screw You Too

02/27/05: On The Dubious Pleasures Of Adultery

02/26/05: Pirate Wood Is Hot

02/25/05: Rask, The God Of Romance

02/25/05: Superbly Framed Yoni

02/24/05: Lord Of The Tube Socks, And Other Stories

02/24/05: Pac Man On Viagra

02/23/05: Sex Truths From Harry Potter?

02/22/05: Seven Beautiful Librarians To Service You!

02/21/05: Peeling Root Vegetables During Sex

02/21/05: Time To Lube Up For Violet Blue

02/19/05: More Anal Sex Blogging

02/19/05: She Wanted A Spanking

02/18/05: Naked Tennis

02/18/05: Pussy and the Past

02/17/05: Self Employed Sex Writer

02/17/05: Evil Science Chick Comes Through!

02/17/05: Promoting Anal Sex Blogging

02/17/05: More Yoni

02/15/05: Mardi Gras Photos

02/15/05: Endless Parade of Penises

02/15/05: The Nymph In My Net: Best Year Ever!

02/14/05: Your ErosBlog Valentine

02/13/05: The Buffy Sex Chart

02/13/05: Get On The Rollertrain

02/11/05: Back From Mardi Gras!

02/10/05: More Sexy Leather Corsets

02/07/05: The Hot Action Guide To Make-up And Aesthetics For Young Women

02/03/05: Proof That Men Aren’t Immune To The Siren Song of Silicone

02/02/05: When College Boys Were “Men”

02/02/05: Please Stuff It Up My RSS, Again And Again!

02/01/05: Prettier Than Mel Gibson

02/01/05: Virtues Of Cooperation: Triple Blowjob

01/31/05: Chewing Her Handcuffs

01/29/05: Be Careful What You Wish For

01/29/05: Researchers Find That Monkeys Pay to See Ass

01/28/05: Now For Something Really Pretty!

01/27/05: Hot Bodies

01/27/05: An Egg In A Pretty Mouth

01/26/05: Nude, With Spider

01/26/05: The Story of R, Part 3: Interlude

01/25/05: Buy Some Liquid O, Then Get Off On Your Weenie Baby

01/24/05: An Unexpected Hazard Of Outdoor Sexercise

01/23/05: Couldn’t I Just Juggle Some Bottles of Liquid Nitroglycerine?

01/23/05: A Huge Win For Sexual Liberty And Privacy

01/20/05: More Fun With Duct Tape

01/20/05: How to Dominate a Strong Woman

01/20/05: Harem Girls Are Tasty

01/19/05: More Kinkiness from the Cocky Bastard and Burning Man

01/19/05: Tucker Max In Love

01/18/05: Ride the Wild Penis

01/18/05: More On Women Who Love Jerks

01/17/05: ErosBlog: Now With RSS!

01/17/05: More Old-Fashioned Sexiness

01/15/05: Please Turn Off Cell Phones During The Show

01/15/05: Oral Sex In Church

01/14/05: Sexy Bites

01/13/05: Salad Oil Porn Versus Salad Oil Art

01/12/05: Beautiful Nude Art Photography from Valery Bareta

01/12/05: Torturing Cheerleaders, Lawyer Style

01/11/05: The Story of R: Further Thanksgiving Sexploits

01/11/05: The Call Girl Diaries

01/10/05: The Story of R: Unexpected Reunion

01/10/05: Big, Bouncy Cartoon Boobs

01/07/05: Sex Blog Tip

01/07/05: A Story, While Waiting For My Stories

01/06/05: We Have the Nicest Friends

01/05/05: Mistress Matisse: Queen Of The Sex Bloggers?

01/05/05: Shoot Your Load!

01/04/05: Strange Sex Spam O’ The Day

01/04/05: A Fitting Image

01/03/05: Remember Me?

01/02/05: Fellatio Factory

01/01/05: Happy Sexy New Year

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