2005 Archive Of All Posts
12/28/05: Elf Sex (Canonical Version)
12/26/05: A Delicious Amazon-Tarzan Sammich
12/26/05: Did Santa Bring You A Video iPod?
12/23/05: A Good Christmas Ball
12/22/05: How (Not) To Measure A Penis
12/21/05: Give The Gift Of Porn
12/19/05: Sex Surrogate
12/17/05: More Fun With Cattle Prods
12/15/05: Crapping All Over Beauty
12/14/05: Blowjob On Candid Camera
12/14/05: Sex Under The Desk
12/13/05: Wash That Beak Out With Soap
12/13/05: Women-In-Prison Movies
12/12/05: A Love Poem
12/11/05: A Panty Full Of Stinging Nettles
12/10/05: Just A Goddamned Piece Of Paper
12/10/05: Bondage Porn For Your Video iPod
12/09/05: Diary Of A Squirter
12/09/05: Rear Window Experiment
12/07/05: That Sexy Cattle Prod
12/04/05: The Blowjob As Fine Art
11/29/05: Dirty Picture
11/28/05: The Place for Foot Fetishists
11/27/05: Four Lips, Two Cherries
11/26/05: Porn For Your Video iPod
11/26/05: Anime Figurine Bukkake
11/25/05: Condom Wedding Dress
11/24/05: Happy Thanksgiving! Grease That Turkey!
11/22/05: Get Over Your Ass
11/21/05: The Public Breasts Of Kirsten Dunst
11/20/05: Bondage Fairies Cosplay
11/18/05: Wild Naked Dinner Party
11/15/05: A Civilized Greeting
11/14/05: “Sneeze For Me, Baby…”
11/14/05: Penthouse Pets In (And Out Of) Denim
11/13/05: A Universe Of Sex Stories
11/09/05: The Lonely Desert, Part II
11/09/05: No More Cum Buckets, Please
11/08/05: Schoolgirls Simulated Badly
11/07/05: Animated Boobs
11/06/05: The Lonely Desert
11/04/05: Tingling Blowjob
10/29/05: You Gotta Lick A Lot Of Camel Toads….
10/28/05: Lame Reasons For Wearing Clothes In Bed
10/26/05: Stallion, Rampant, With Female Admirer
10/26/05: Dirty Talking Rough Sex Poem
10/25/05: Vintage Nude Postcard
10/22/05: Evil Porn Werewolf Enslavers Debunked
10/20/05: California Dream Girls
10/20/05: Do You Like… Er… Plaster?
10/19/05: Pirates Movie
10/18/05: Relax, Porn’s Good For Us
10/16/05: Sunday Spanking Limerick
10/14/05: If You’re Not With Us, You’re Against Us
10/12/05: Autofellatio
10/09/05: The Measure Of A Man
10/08/05: The Ass Fuck Conspiracy
10/07/05: Senator Smoot Rides Again
10/05/05: Experience Of An Escort
10/03/05: Phone Sex
10/02/05: Torturing Women In Prison
09/30/05: More Patriarchal BDSM Porn (Not)
09/29/05: Dancing, Idleness, And Anal Sex
09/28/05: Bondage Porn, Hold The Patriarchy
09/28/05: Another Country Heard From
09/24/05: Paging Andrea Dworkin
09/22/05: A Real Street Blowjob
09/21/05: Fun With A Penis Pump
09/19/05: Do You Need A New Hobby?
09/16/05: The Manners Of Giving And Getting Head
09/15/05: Sally Lane With A Whip
09/14/05: Sex Graffiti
09/13/05: Nerve Sex News Blog
09/09/05: The Helpful Man
09/08/05: Test Riding A Fucking Machine
09/07/05: In Praise Of Female Sexuality
09/06/05: Comic Book Catfights
09/06/05: Yet Another Paranoid Blogger…
09/05/05: Grandfather’s Sex Confessions
09/04/05: Dildoes In The Subway
09/04/05: Garden Gnome Sex
08/30/05: You Scratch My Back, I’ll Scratch Yours
08/28/05: The Man Who Drank Lube
08/27/05: It Must Be Tasty
08/24/05: Skiing With Violet
08/23/05: Contagious Sex Bug?
08/18/05: Bondage Yoga In Mexico
08/14/05: Teenagers and Sex on the Beach
08/11/05: “What’s A Dildo?”
08/09/05: Little Reindeer Games
08/07/05: We Are All A Little Gay
08/04/05: Full-Service Panty Removal
08/02/05: Naughty Dice
07/31/05: Summer Fun, Plus Another Hippie Goddess
07/29/05: Naughty Unicorns
07/28/05: Hotter Than Barbarella
07/27/05: Cowgirls In Bondage
07/26/05: Female Sexual Submission
07/25/05: Your Printer May Be Spying On You
07/23/05: Skinny Dipping In The Qeynos Sewers
07/22/05: My Kind Of Sports Fan
07/21/05: Adult Industry Blogs
07/21/05: Indecent Blog Hosting
07/20/05: Bondage Kissing
07/19/05: Picnic Blowjob In Golden Gate Park
07/17/05: Energetic Sex
07/16/05: The Pony Girls Of Ancient Egypt
07/14/05: Spanking In Advertising
07/13/05: The Romantic Dinner
07/12/05: Fun With Squirt Guns
07/12/05: I’ve Noticed That Too
07/11/05: June Palmer Wants Her Spanking?
07/09/05: A Trans Blog
07/08/05: “Look, Doctor, No Hands!”
07/07/05: Getting Her Oar In
07/06/05: Chopsticks, Please….
07/05/05: The Human Body As Canvas
07/03/05: Show Us Your Balls!
07/02/05: Lost In The Gigolo Matrix
07/01/05: Sex And Submission
06/30/05: Yet Another Sort Of Tentacle Sex
06/29/05: Hypnotizing Boobs
06/28/05: Naked Jen Goes To Washington
06/27/05: Fingered On Holloway Road
06/26/05: Hold The Spicy Mustard
06/24/05: Sexy Male Stars
06/23/05: Naked Guys At Play
06/23/05: Fish Naked, And Take The Wife
06/22/05: Tranny Porn
06/21/05: Real Authentic Sex
06/19/05: Sex And Effort (Or: Men Are Stupid)
06/19/05: Tentacle Sex, Shunga Style
06/18/05: Naked At Disney World
06/16/05: Mean Girls
06/16/05: Sex Blog Roundup
06/14/05: Getting Started In Phone Sex
06/14/05: Hippie Goddesses
06/13/05: Sexual Revelations
06/11/05: Bicycle Seat Envy
06/09/05: Whooping Cough Sex
06/09/05: Purely Symbolic Censorship
06/09/05: Penis Worship
06/08/05: Sexy Newspaper Photo!
06/08/05: Sex For Dinner
06/07/05: MILF Love
06/07/05: Attention To Kisses
06/06/05: Message From Lance
06/06/05: Wet And Happy
06/06/05: Unexpectedly Sexy
06/04/05: Three Cheers For Bad, Dirty Sluts
06/03/05: Bondage Dolls
06/03/05: More Balls
06/03/05: Have You Got The Balls?
06/02/05: Almost Ready For Dick Again
06/01/05: Naked Rugby
06/01/05: More Cupid Spanking
06/01/05: The End Of The R Story
05/31/05: Cupid Gets A Spanking
05/31/05: What Does William Shatner Smell Like?
05/28/05: Time for some words
05/28/05: Banned…”For The Children”
05/25/05: Miss Bulgaria’s Bare Boob
05/23/05: Laced Up
05/21/05: Curious Nymph
05/21/05: Do-It-Yourself Sex Doll
05/20/05: What the HELL is that?
05/19/05: Satyrs, Sex And Cookies
05/17/05: Raping Demon
05/16/05: All Hail Dionysus!
05/16/05: Girl…Where?
05/16/05: Porn Starlets Wash My Car (Badly)
05/15/05: Time For Rebellion
05/13/05: An Orgy At Disneyland
05/12/05: Oral Sex Is Standard Equipment
05/11/05: Pretty In Ropes
05/11/05: …AND The Landspeeder You Rode In On!
05/10/05: Fully Protected
05/09/05: Porn Star Secrets From Ron Jeremy
05/08/05: The Losing Contestant…On A Leash
05/05/05: Anal Sex University
05/05/05: Bukkake Gone Terribly Wrong
05/04/05: The Sweet Young Strippers
05/03/05: A Practical Woman Ponders Truth
05/02/05: An Ode To Handjobs
05/01/05: A Pornographer Who Gets It
05/01/05: Naked Blonde With Strategic Hair
04/29/05: Sex Melons
04/29/05: Three-Ways Of Yore
04/29/05: Watch Out For Kancho Assassins
04/28/05: Not Quite Back to Full Stride
04/26/05: Public Sex … With Himself
04/26/05: Truant Teen Girls With Mouths
04/25/05: My Kind of Organ Music!
04/23/05: The Holy Handkerchief Of Cum-Saving
04/22/05: He’s Gonna Pay
04/20/05: Hi! Remember Me?
04/20/05: Make Mine Peanut Butter And Onion
04/20/05: “Salami To The Head, Ed Gruberman!”
04/20/05: Astonishing Underwater Bondage Photo
04/20/05: Anal Sex With A Nun
04/19/05: Dating Advice From Economists
04/17/05: Nix To The Warming Liquid
04/16/05: PG-Rated Goatse.cx
04/16/05: Pretty In A Corset
04/15/05: Happy Tax Day
04/15/05: Death To Granny Panties
04/14/05: Sucking A Rubber Dick
04/14/05: Tony Danza, Nude And Uncut
04/14/05: Bad Sex Advice, Summarized
04/13/05: Sex Blog Advice From Violet Blue
04/08/05: Oral Sex For The Happy Woman
04/05/05: Poetic Descriptions Of The Yoni
04/05/05: A Sovereign Remedy For Headache
04/03/05: Equal Time For Sorority Girl Bottoms
03/31/05: Porn Nonsense In Time Magazine
03/31/05: ErosBlog In USA Today
03/29/05: Statuarial Stinkfinger
03/27/05: A Fat Girl’s Rhapsody
03/26/05: Will You Settle For Buttock?
03/25/05: Marriage: “The Shit Changes”
03/23/05: Cat Girl Loses The Fight
03/22/05: Rubbing A Quick One Out
03/21/05: One Of The Pitfalls Of Online Romance
03/21/05: Taxonomy of Regrettable Fucks
03/19/05: How To Hypnotize A Man
03/18/05: Too Sexy For His Flashlights
03/18/05: A Pretty Good Dog
03/17/05: The Fun In Sex Blogging
03/16/05: It Has To Do With The Oral Secks
03/16/05: The Romance Of The Chastity Belt
03/15/05: Redheads Badly Posed
03/15/05: I Hate Tax Time!
03/14/05: Hickey Happiness!
03/13/05: The History Of Gay Bathhouses
03/12/05: A Grand Day Out
03/11/05: An Ancient Bronze Dildo
03/10/05: The Nymph Must Have Bacchus All Tied Up
03/09/05: Like A Verse From A Bawdy Song
03/09/05: Can’t Get Your Salad Tossed?
03/09/05: Public Cervix Announcement
03/09/05: Feministas Against Porn
03/08/05: Spooge Poetry
03/06/05: How To Not Get Laid
03/05/05: Splendor In The Weeds (Ouch Ouch)
03/04/05: Another Pussy Speaks
03/03/05: Supergirl In Bondage
03/03/05: On Not Being A Dick
03/03/05: The Burbman; And The Animal
03/02/05: In Which Mistresse Matisse Gets Squicked
03/02/05: A Visit To The Chapel
03/02/05: Another Uncut For This Week’s Top Cock
03/01/05: The World Is Different For Men And Women
03/01/05: Unfortunate Mental Images Of Fisting
02/28/05: Putting Catherine McKinnon In Her Place
02/28/05: Halle Berry, Screw You Too
02/27/05: On The Dubious Pleasures Of Adultery
02/26/05: Pirate Wood Is Hot
02/25/05: Rask, The God Of Romance
02/25/05: Superbly Framed Yoni
02/24/05: Pac Man On Viagra
02/23/05: Sex Truths From Harry Potter?
02/21/05: Peeling Root Vegetables During Sex
02/21/05: Time To Lube Up For Violet Blue
02/19/05: More Anal Sex Blogging
02/19/05: She Wanted A Spanking
02/18/05: Naked Tennis
02/18/05: Pussy and the Past
02/17/05: Self Employed Sex Writer
02/17/05: Evil Science Chick Comes Through!
02/17/05: Promoting Anal Sex Blogging
02/17/05: More Yoni
02/15/05: Mardi Gras Photos
02/15/05: Endless Parade of Penises
02/15/05: The Nymph In My Net: Best Year Ever!
02/14/05: Your ErosBlog Valentine
02/13/05: The Buffy Sex Chart
02/13/05: Get On The Rollertrain
02/11/05: Back From Mardi Gras!
02/10/05: More Sexy Leather Corsets
02/02/05: When College Boys Were “Men”
02/01/05: Prettier Than Mel Gibson
02/01/05: Virtues Of Cooperation: Triple Blowjob
01/31/05: Chewing Her Handcuffs
01/29/05: Be Careful What You Wish For
01/28/05: Now For Something Really Pretty!
01/27/05: Hot Bodies
01/27/05: An Egg In A Pretty Mouth
01/26/05: Nude, With Spider
01/26/05: The Story of R, Part 3: Interlude
01/20/05: More Fun With Duct Tape
01/20/05: How to Dominate a Strong Woman
01/20/05: Harem Girls Are Tasty
01/19/05: Tucker Max In Love
01/18/05: Ride the Wild Penis
01/18/05: More On Women Who Love Jerks
01/17/05: ErosBlog: Now With RSS!
01/17/05: More Old-Fashioned Sexiness
01/15/05: Oral Sex In Church
01/14/05: Sexy Bites
01/13/05: Salad Oil Porn Versus Salad Oil Art
01/12/05: Torturing Cheerleaders, Lawyer Style
01/11/05: The Call Girl Diaries
01/10/05: The Story of R: Unexpected Reunion
01/10/05: Big, Bouncy Cartoon Boobs
01/07/05: Sex Blog Tip
01/07/05: A Story, While Waiting For My Stories
01/06/05: We Have the Nicest Friends
01/05/05: Shoot Your Load!
01/04/05: Strange Sex Spam O’ The Day
01/04/05: A Fitting Image
01/03/05: Remember Me?
01/02/05: Fellatio Factory
01/01/05: Happy Sexy New Year
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