Lick It And Touch The Tip

I’ve heard of tourists trying to torment the famously stone-faced guards at Buckingham Palace. This guy in the funny Germanic helmet is no Beefeater, but he’s obviously got a similar job description. OK, little minx, feel free to try and make his Heinrich pop up, but you don’t have to be so downright mean about it:

More Salacious Signage

Remember my Dick’s Toe Shop fun? Last night as I was driving home, I found a sign that was even better. One of the letters in the store’s name is burned out, leaving it to read:

LIQUOR & WIN

If you don’t get it, try reading it out loud. :laugh:

The Definitive Figging Collection

News flash to all stations and ships at sea: I was just notified that the infamous Figging.com (the site that compiles everything you ever wanted to know about putting fresh peeled ginger root in your favorite sphincter for fun, but were afraid to ask) has been revised, revamped, reorganized, and reborn in a bloggish format. After months of inactivity, there are now many new articles collected from around the web. Gentlemen, sharpen your paring knives!