Twenty One Hours Of Sex
Hey, don’t give me that skeptical look, I’m just passing along fun accounts I found on the internets.
Found Always Aroused Girl, to be precise:
In twenty-one hours, my friend came eight times. Yes, eight times. And he’s a decade-plus older than your humble narrator.
I came some very large multiple of eight times, although I could not tell you whether it was closer to 48 times or 968 times. I’m very very hoarse, extremely sore, and decidedly shaky. And for once, I do not feel even the slightest desire for more sex.
This account came complete with a logistical plan:
Want to organize such a day for yourselves? Follow the below rules and perhaps you’ll have great results too.
1. Choose a low-end hotel. Fancy is nice, but all you really need is a largish bed (or two) and a working bathroom. Anything else would be a distraction.
2. Don’t bother packing much. The clothes you wear upon arrival can also be worn for departure, as you won’t be wearing them while you are there. Furthermore, books, laptops, magazines, makeup and other assorted sundries will not be useful. Sex toys and condoms, however, will be needed in large quantities. Pack accordingly.
3. Ask for extra towels immediately upon check-in. Do your best to keep your eyes from going all shifty-like when you tell the clerk that you are “very sweatyâ€? and will be taking “extra showersâ€? overnight.
4. Discard clothing immediately upon entering the room. Waste no time on clothed polite chit-chat. Naked polite chit-chat is far nicer.
The rules continue through #20.
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Goddamn, I wish I had a man that would follow such rules. :)
I’m so honored to have gotten some link-luv from you, Bacchus.
My man is a fuckin’ treasure.
Did I mention that we also had a 4some during the 21-hour sex-fest?
:)
I really don’t want to appear to brag but I came five times over one night. The fifth time was hard labor. The only way such a thing is possible is to have one very horny woman in bed with you. I would have been happy to roll over dead after the first two.
I’m sure this will turn into a brag-fest but I wonder who can top it.
I can’t post anything to brag about (a day in and out of bed is Lots of fun, but no special hijinks to report. I Can support the “have lots of water handy” advice). I have however sent both links to my partner with advice to read them in private. :D
I have topped 8 in 21 hours, but I was in my early 20s at the time. Not sure I could manage it now — but I wouldn’t mind trying.
I came 11 times with 11 different women in Yokosuka Japan in 1959. In 2000, I came 17 time with a woman in PA. No biggie.
I have not been laid since Jan 24, 1999. If I go back “8 times” that takes me to 1988.
I’ve been married 28 years (I’m 48) to an absolutely cold woman.
But on to the matter at hand–when I was 18, I had sex 88 times in 16 days. Two women, one hotel room in Key Biscayne. It got to be a damn competition between the two of them. Little did I know that would be more sex than I’ve had during my entire marriage.
I once came 10 times in about 4 hours. Then I went home to my regular girl friend and came twice more.
Those were the days.
Fortunately my tongue still works as good as it used to. Although my mate rarely avails herself.
My partner came 28 times in 24 hours (counting multiples as 1). But we were young, and in love.
Sometimes there were advantages to being Anorgasmic.
Hmmm. I don’t mind having sex for 21 hours, but I’m
getting old enough that I don’t come a dozen times. My girlfriend on the other hand…
Except she wakes up the next day really sore, and finds it uncomfortable to move around much. Any ideas on what to do about that?