January 16th, 2009 -- by Aphrodite
A Stiff Note To The Panty Thief
One of my guilty pleasures is Passive-Aggressive Notes. That’s probably how internet trolls got their start, writing disturbing and vague threats that they would never say to a person’s face. Sometimes that’s because they don’t know who to threaten, as in Exhibit A here:
Bonus points for the funny misspelling……now I’m curious about whether things can be “steeled.” Especially panties……neat fetish possibility yes, but not a good choice for daily wear.
More amusing panty-thief notes here. I’m not sure which is funniest…..but I do know I wouldn’t want my panties back!!
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Actually, you probably don’t want them back, all things considered.
Wow, read the last line wrong and made the same comment. Not Smart!
Maybe it’s like girding your loins..?
Steel Panties: aka chastity belts.
See ending of Mel Brook’s “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”.
I guess if they can dip maple leaves in gold in order to make jewelry, and bronze baby shoes as a keepsake, somebody out there may know how to actually steel panties…
By the way… I knew a guy in my freshman year at high school who had a whole trunk full of panties that he’d stolen from his apartment’s laundry room… and no… you really wouldn’t want them back ladies…
Steeling? I’ve heard of bronzing things before but this is a new one!
hey I loved the note about the pants.
Once I had to leave one about my post going missing. However this one is much better than mine.
Cheers
Kaio
It appears as though someone made a feeble attempt to correct the spelling error with a pencil.
There is a great rock & roll song on this subject: “Someone stole my underwear”, by a Finnish band Thee Ultra Bimboos.
For those of you who set about Googling frantically after reading comment # 9, it seems that the song is “WHO Stole My Underwear?”…
I didn’t see lyrics, but from what I was able to hear, she threw a party, and now she’s wondering if her brother snatched her girlie things…
F.Y.I. this band once opened for actress Juliette Lewis’s band, “The Licks”…
So, Arnold Layne did do it again!
(Pink Floyd)