5 Responses to “Look! No Hands!”

1. Philip said (on November 27th, 2012 at 2:59 am)

   There are people, I kid you not, who go around harvesting elephant semen by manually stimulating a bull elephant’s prostate.
   They do this when the donor is unable or unwilling to do his duty and they want to follow up on the breeding programme in a zoo.
   The job is not without risk as a bull elephant can take offense and turn round to find out who’s interfering with him just as the animal carer (that’s what they have in their job description) is up beyond his elbow in the elephant’s colon.

2. Pam said (on November 28th, 2012 at 10:56 am)

   Hypnotic!

3. Dr. Whiplash said (on December 2nd, 2012 at 4:09 am)

   Philip, according to sources such as the University of Florida, the same thing is done to prize bull cattle, boars, stallions, giraffes, lions, tigers, bears, and difficult men, all with an electric charge (referred to as electroejaculation).

   http://search.u...ation yields about 42 results where you can read all about it.

   It’s supposed to produce even faster (“instant” is the term usually employed), results, but to me, this sounds like a good way to get your teeth kicked in…

   In fact my dear Philip, this is all now reminding me, I cannot recommend highly enough that you now read:

   http://www.eros...olts/

   You may even also find this of interest:

   http://www.eros...like/

4. Philip said (on December 3rd, 2012 at 8:40 am)

   Thanks for those, Dr. Whiplash.
   Never saw anything of that nature in all those episodes of Daktari.

5. Philip said (on December 3rd, 2012 at 11:24 am)

   …. mind you – it might explain why Clarence was cross-eyed.

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