Folks, I keep saying it because it’s true: There is nothing new under the sun. Sexting? Tweeting about your dick? It’s old wine in new bottles, I tell you! Here’s Elector Albrecht of Brandenburg in 1474, who has named his penis “Mini Me” (essentially) and is writing to his wife:

If God vouchsafes me a safe return, I’m going to whip you soundly with young Albert. Young Albert really wants to get big.”

Found it on Spanking Blog.