Here are some comic-book bad guys (white slavers with many luscious sex-slave captives) who need to read the Rules For Evil Overlords. As Bondage Blog puts it:

These guys are not professionals; they play with their inventory and it causes them problems.

I think Rule #26 can be stretched to fit this situation:

No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

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