Licked By Mechanical Tongues
There is a device marketed as an “oral sex toy for women” that consists of a bunch of soft mechanical tongues on a rotating wheel. The one shown here is a cheap Chinese knockoff, so I figure it’s only fair I stole their image from AliExpress:
My favorite sex toy retailer does not carry even the reputable brand of these things, which is a worrying hint — if we needed one — that the concept is dubious. But I’m not precisely equipped to evaluate the device properly myself. I did get offered review product once, but The Nymph, who would have been the product tester, made it clear that there was only one very hard way that mechanical tongues were getting near her erogenous zones:
Mind you, I didn’t necessarily consider this a deal breaker. But when I explored that line of conversation, it turns out that she was speaking entirely rhetorically. So in the end, we did not pursue the “oral sex toy for women” review opportunity.
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From memory, devices designed to mimic the human tongue’s shape have so far failed to imitate the human tongue’s most prized effect on sensitive bits, especially compared to strange-looking things focused on function rather than form. I believe the most recently popular device uses a very specific form of air pressure to make the clitoris do quite the tango, and it looks like something you’d find in Dr’s office. And if you do, you’ve got quite a special Dr indeed!
I hope that this comment is not too late, and I’m not sure if this post was in complete jest, but I recall that Kink.com, specifically Fuck Machines, did a number of shoots with a specially constructed device (the name escapes me now) that was a literal chainsaw shaped device with tongues attached to them. While the tongues themselves may not have carried all the same physical properties that real tongues have, the device was still very…effective.
Forgive me if you’ve already written about this in previous posts. I just wanted to put this out there on the off chance that you missed this. It does seem, though, that at least the proof of concept has been actually executed and recorded as something that would work, even if this exact device was not for sale.
Raven, the post was mostly in jest as an excuse to post the artwork. But I do recall seeing photos of the device you mention. In fact, it’s featured in one of my “similar sex blogging” links.