Here are some dirty haikus from a blog that hasn’t existed in many many years, courtesy of the Internet Archive:

“Talk dirty to me”
Is what she told me to do
“Mildew! Dust! Dry ROT!”

She’s bucking wildly.
He teases her pussy. Hard.
In walks their daughter.

These girls, they’ve gone wild.
Lifted shirts show plump bosoms.
These girls don’t wear bras.

I’m not sure how much sense that last one makes if you don’t remember the Joe Francis late-night-television soft porn empire.

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