She wasn’t popular with the other ladies at the school of sorcery. They pretended to like her, just so they could play a cruel trick. “You haven’t lived,” they told her, “until you’ve tried some rock-man dick.” She was skeptical, but they talked it up. “It’s easy and fun,” they told her. “Just go to any alley near the king’s barracks over by the Street of Armorers. There are a lot of rock men in the army. They’ll come to you, and you’ll never regret it!”

Moral: It takes a powerful mind to study sorcery, but common sense is not a requirement.

Artist is StrayPaint.

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