“What if we kissed in the murder tunnel?” It’s a once-in-a-lifetime offer!

On the one hand, everybody says you’re supposed to match energies with your lover. On the other hand, what if they are of the fey, and they secretly need to steal your bones but aren’t allowed to lie to you?

You were raised to be a sensible young thing who stays out of the murder tunnel. But — wouldn’t it be exciting?

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