Today’s risqué joke:

Today I learned a quick trick for telling if some man jerks off a lot. All you have to do is look closely at his hands.

Is he wearing a wedding ring? There you go! He jerks off a lot.

And now a quick disclaimer: Yes, this joke is based on the stereotype of wives wanting less sex than their husbands. It’s not actually a stereotype I am enthusiastic about perpetuating; there are plenty of marriages where the arrow of libido imbalance points the other way, or where it doesn’t exist at all. But it’s common enough for every man who hears it to get the joke.

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