It’s an old joke, but still funny.

Upon returning from a lengthy honeymoon trip, a young bride’s mother asks her “How was your honeymoon, dear? Did you see a lot of interesting scenery?”

To which the new wife replies “Well, Mother, I can’t really describe the scenery. In hotels by day and on trains by night, in the three weeks we were gone, the only scenery I got to see was the flowers on the ceiling.”

Versions of this joke go back to at least 1913, per Gershon Legman’s book The Rationale of the Dirty Joke.

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