There’s no way to know if this rumor is true that North Korean soldiers in Ukraine are “gorging themselves” on pornography, their Ukrainian military excursion being the first time that they’ve had unfettered internet access. But I do recall the first time adolescent me got unsupervised access to some old-school satellite TV that had all the porn channels. I literally fapped myself raw.

I can’t believe this is conducive to military discipline and good order in the trenches. But on the other hand, “travel to distant lands to have new sexual experiences” has always been one of the perks of joining any army.

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