Jess has a warning for wives about irresponsible drinking. Apparently too much alcohol makes her anally-amorous, but her sphincter has morning-after regrets:

Transcript:

Alcohol makes us slutty! Drank too much last night. Got a little too slutty, with my own husband. But every time I tell him: “We’re not doing that again for a while, that is a special occasion thing, because it fucking hurts the next day.”

And he’s always like “Yeah, I know. It’s always your idea.”

And I’m like “Oh, yeah. I asked for it, right?”

No, I literally do. I literally ask for it every time I have a few drinks, and I back up to him like a cat in a heat. I practically yowel at him! Then I’m the one who pays for it the next day.

Drink responsibly.

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