Maybe a few of you are old enough to remember the old telephone gag where some wag would call up a tobacco shop and ask “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?” (Prince Albert was a popular brand of pipe tobacco; my father smoked it.) Upon an affirmative answer, the caller would shout “Well, let him out, he’s suffocating!” and hang up. Hardy har har.

Well, this is the 21st century. Forget Prince Albert, the new question is “Do you have beaver in a can?”

I don’t have an actual joke for this. But, think of the convenience!

Image is from an actual advertisement for an actual product.

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