RealDoll, Dismembered
What do you do with a life-sized (and heavy) sex doll that you borrowed for a photo shoot, when it turns out the owners don’t want it back? Hauling it around wrapped in trash bags when you move is hella inconvenient and makes the neighbors nervous. Sharon Marie Wright faced this very problem. Her highly practical solution? Skin it, dismember it, and keep the body parts in a storage tub for future hijinks:
What the hell do I do with this thing? I’m stuck again.
I don’t want to wrap her up in trash bags again and stash her in the garage. I can’t throw her in the trash, she wouldn’t fit any way. I can’t just set her out on the curb – I really like our neighborhood and would like to continue to live here without being looked at as “the freaky neighbors”. I’m sure as hell not going to put her on Craigslist and invite people over to examine her wares.
I’ll just skin the bitch.
That’s a logical solution.
There are lots of wonderful creepy pictures. It’s awesome.
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Reminds me of the time when riders of our public transportation system kept finding various body parts abandoned on our city buses.
The local police department decided that the local medical teaching college was the source of the material. Their theory was that anatomy students were bringing donated body parts home to “study” (homework…).
I would think a similar tactic could be used to “atrit” the sex doll parts.
Another alternative would be to stop near a homeless person’s sidewalk “home”, and reach over and open the passenger side door and roll the body out. They might appreciate the company. A local storage facility used a life-sized cardboard cutout of Captain Kirk to successfully protect the premises at night for decades. Perhaps the doll could watch over the homeless person’s belongings in much the same manner.
Also, donating it to the local art school where it would certainly be treasured would be a viable option.
That is so twisted. I think I am in love with Sharon Wright