The Spanking Theatre tumblr is doing the world a great service in making an English translation of infamous The Young Girls’ Handbook of Good Manners by Pierre Louÿs, which was heretofore available only in the original French. Here’s part of the chapter “At The Ball”:

A rule without exception: never grab the cock of a dancer who does not have a hard-on for you. A quick glance at his trousers will prevent this blunder.

If you climax whilst waltzing, exclaim softly, do not shout.

When a gentleman, behind furniture, spurts into your hand, it is better to suck your fingers than ask for a towel.

A well-bred young girl never pees in the piano.

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