I For One Welcome Our New Sex Robot Overlords
Outside of the hentai realm you don’t see a lot of science fiction pornography, and what you do see is usually hilariously awful. I’m not sure exactly why that is, given all the fun you could have with big hard shiny implacable stainless steel sex robots and lustful tentacle-y aliens and autonomous anal probes and mind control rays and force whips and … oh, wait, am I talking out loud here?
Moving rapidly along.
Anyway, the folks at FuckingMachines.com may not be making science fiction, but they do understand the attraction of cruel implacable hard steel sex robot machinery and the considerable advantages of the indefatigable electric motor. Nor do they shrink from restraining mere human flesh when it might otherwise flinch away from and thus miss out on the intense mechanical pleasures of the machine age. In space, it is said, no one can hear you scream. But why go all the way to space when you can achieve the same effect with a high quality latex vacuum bondage bed?
Princess Leia in chains was cute. Han Solo in carbonite was novel. But this, I submit, would have been a better fate for either one of them, and would have immensely livened up the movie theater of my youth. Besides, wouldn’t old Jabba the Hut have enjoyed the heck out of a implacable robotic tongue-saw?
Science fiction this may not be, but it sure is entertaining!
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I’ve got to say, although this doesn’t do much for me sexually, the science fiction fan in me is squeeing with delight.
This vaccum thing…. FREAKY! The tongue machine… kind of interesting…
There was an interesting machine a bit like that in the movie Barbarella, starring Jane Fonda.
Sigh! If only I could get pictures of Dee being worked by some of those machines. If I were a KitchenAid, I’d definitely want to come back in a second life as a Fucking Machine!
Joe
For those interested, several of the Fucking Machines, including the tongue machine, made an appearance (being used on models from the site) on the Howard Stern Show in 2006. The segment was also featured on Stern’s on-demand service, Howard TV; YouTube used to have clips available, but there’ve been some crackdowns since then. You may still find references out there.
Yes, our sex-bot future is upon us, but you’ve gotta miss the good ol’ college days when you could take a girl out to the garage and wait for her to ask why your bicycle’s rear end was propped up in the air by a fixture made of plumbing pipes, and why you had seventeen pairs of kid leather gloves attached radially around the circumference of the wheel rim…
I’ve never been much of a latex fan, but, I must say that that “bed” has me more interested than any other piece of latex has ever done.
Thank you Bacchus for expanding my kinkiness once again!
I am a big fan of the “freebies” on the fucking machines sites. Have to say I have never seen anything like this, must be one more to chalk up to the BDSM fans out there, but not for me!!!
i dunno about the tongue-saw, but the vacu-bed (what she’s enclosed in) is AWESOME! and i’ve been in one. *BEAMS!*
i had the wonderful opportunity to experience one this weekend. our local latex-lover has his own (made of pvc pipe with holes drilled in, a vacuum cleaner, and latex sheets) and he did a demo at our local group. it is SO cool! it’s totally enclosing, and you can move, except you cant! you can kinda flex and stuff, but you’re totally not going anywhere!
this is really a neat toy, espescially for anyone into sensory dep or mummification. you can’t hear anything except the vacuum, you can’t see, you can’t move, you can’t breathe except through your tube, but the whole world just .. melts away. you can feel through the rubber, but you dont’ know what’s doing it. everything is pressing in on you. consistently, uniformly… but gently, gently… it’s really neat.
it’s an amazingly disconnected and constricted feeling at the same time.
good pic!