I have been linking to The Rectal Foreign Bodies page since 2004. The problem they cover has not gone away in that time, but the quality of radiological imaging has dramatically improved:

Another thing that hasn’t changed changed is the fundamental safety rule that anything that goes up your butt should have a wider base, no matter how big it is to start with.

Image via @gretchenscience on Twitter.

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