7 Responses to “Catch Of The Day: Mermaid!”

1. Loren said (on July 4th, 2018 at 1:00 pm)

   And what exactly are you going to do with a mermaid? Her lower half is a fish–and fish lack the appropriate anatomy for intercourse.

2. Bacchus said (on July 4th, 2018 at 2:20 pm)

   There are more things in heaven and earth, Loren,
   Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

3. Girl on the net said (on July 4th, 2018 at 2:50 pm)

   “what exactly are you going to do with a mermaid?”

   Blow job, hand jobs, cunnilingus, tit wank, rimming, splosh, spanking, dirty talk, sexting, DIY porn, watching porn, pegging, nipple play, e-stim, chastity play, BDSM, sexy role play where you’re a horny coastguard who gets diverted on his way to rescue a tourist boat… or maybe just sing a few Disney songs together with that crab.

4. Bacchus said (on July 4th, 2018 at 2:51 pm)

   Now that is what I am talkin’ about!

   “Under the sea
   Under the sea
   Darling it’s better
   Down where it’s wetter
   Take it from me…”

5. Loren said (on July 5th, 2018 at 10:48 am)

   Blow job–yes
   hand jobs–yes
   cunnilingus–anatomy missing
   tit wank–yes
   rimming–I’m not sure here
   splosh–if that’s your thing
   spanking–isn’t that normally a prelude, not the main event?
   dirty talk–true
   sexting-true
   DIY porn–not really an activity
   watching porn–yes
   pegging–not sure if she’s going to be able to
   nipple play–yes
   e-stim–yes
   chastity play–yes
   BDSM–isn’t this normally a prelude?

   Note that nothing on this list will get her off. Why would she be interested in participating?

6. Jesus automatic said (on July 5th, 2018 at 11:18 am)

   Most of the mermaids I have met Loren, really like having their flippers tickled

7. Bacchus said (on July 5th, 2018 at 11:22 am)

   Ha!

   I kinda want to know how Loren knows so much about the various ways mermaids can’t have an orgasm.

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