Although I sometimes make jokes as if I were channeling the God of Wine and Debauchery whose name I borrowed for an ErosBlog pen name all those weary years ago, this operation is not actually a cult of Bacchus. How can you tell? Well, for one thing, we’d have better architecture:

I am informed that the majestic structure in this photo is the temple of Bacchus at Baalbek in the Bekaa Valley, Lebanon. Think of the blogging I could do if that was my writing studio!