Remember Mary, who is supposed to have been followed everywhere by her little lamb? Well, the jokes page in the January 1954 issue of Playboy (the second issue ever of that magazine) quite thoroughly reimagined the relationship between Mary and her various sheep:

As the Playboy version of the nursery rhyme goes:

Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram–
Mary had a little lamb.

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