Here’s a two-stanza limerick from 1941 that relies heavily on the supposed banality of married sex:

There was a young man with a prick
which into his wife he would stick
every morning and night
if it stood up alright —
not a very remarkable trick.

His wife had a nice little cunt
that was hairy, and soft in the front.
With this she would fuck him
or sometimes she’d suck him…
a charming, if commonplace, stunt.

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