The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the paranormal erotica heroine who, in a fit of pique, told off the male protagonist and romantic lead by spitting “Bite me!” at him.

And then, a beat later, her consternation — as she realizes she just said “bite me” to a man who is urbane and sophisticated and attractive but above all else, he’s an 800-year-old VAMPIRE.

Oopsie!

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