Or, how to make sure your ass is clean enough for the photoshoot, in two tweets by Cherry Torn:

@cherrytorn Doing the cigarette ass cleanliness test.

@cherrytorn If I can smoke a cigarette and not even water comes out, I know it’s done!

When I first saw this I thought she was talking about some circus vaudeville tent trick. “See the lady smoke a cigarette with her ass!” But no — apparently she’s smoking that butt in the regular way. She’s blogged about this in more detail here:

I flush my ass over and over until it SEEMS like it’s clean, then shower or do my hair/makeup and hopefully smoke a cigarette. I’m not a big smoker, but it really is a true test of ass cleanliness. I’ve learned over the years that my ass will ALWAYS try to fake me out. I just have to wait. Hence the need for time and more flushing.

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