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December 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

LEG0 Butt Plug

Did you think that merely stepping on a LEG0 brick was painful? The LEG0 Buttplug may safely be presumed to take that experience to a whole other level:

LEG0 butt plug

As the saying goes, prepare your anus!

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December 1st, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Forget Prince Albert

Maybe a few of you are old enough to remember the old telephone gag where some wag would call up a tobacco shop and ask “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?” (Prince Albert was a popular brand of pipe tobacco; my father smoked it.) Upon an affirmative answer, the caller would shout “Well, let him out, he’s suffocating!” and hang up. Hardy har har.

Well, this is the 21st century. Forget Prince Albert, the new question is “Do you have beaver in a can?”

canned beaver dog food product

I don’t have an actual joke for this. But, think of the convenience!

Image is from an actual advertisement for an actual product.

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November 30th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

“Sir, The Menu? Remember?”

I like the conceit of a pictorial brothel lineup — it’s efficient! But I think the lady in charge of presenting the “menu” is cheating:

busty woman presents a placard with photos of other busty women, offering it as a menu

From the 1960 Adam Annual magazine. There’s an artist signature lower left, but I can’t make sense of it.

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November 28th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

She Does Not Like The Taste

In all my decades of porn appreciation, I have seen many different blowjob faces. In 20th-century porn especially, it wasn’t too hard to find a model who was doing it for the money and failing to conceal distaste. But, then as now, there was considerable overlap between porn performers and other kinds of sex workers. Keeping a professional face on was more or less the norm, although feigning genuine appreciation was done to a lower standard than today.

I also fancy that the world has relaxed and a lot more people make a regular diet of dick now. Whatever they may think of the taste, it’s not an unwelcome novelty.

But you know what? From the first porn I ever saw until now, this is the most disgusted blowjob face I’ve ever seen:

woman grimacing as she tastes semen after a successful blowjob

I found it in Volume #1, Issue #1 of an undated $10 magazine called Stroke that’s perhaps from the 1970s.

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November 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Escapee Lesbians

“Hey, babe, do you want to run away with me? Dump your terrible husband and we’ll go live in a cosycore gypsy caravan with lots of candles and beads and filmy clothes in pretty colors. We can spin and sew and craft and make braided rugs and pretty quilts and brush the horses and never worry about pleasing some silly man, ever again. How about it?

two lesbians in a pretty nest

three views of cottagecore lesbian gypsy life

Photos are from the April 1974 issue of Italian Playman magazine.

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November 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Hollywood Kiss, 1926

According to the September 17, 1926 issue of Arts and Vanities magazine, this impressive movie kiss features actor Stuart Holmes and an actress not identified in the caption.

serious movie kiss

The film was Broken Hearts Of Hollywood (1926).

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November 22nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Too Slutty? Anal With Her Husband

Jess has a warning for wives about irresponsible drinking. Apparently too much alcohol makes her anally-amorous, but her sphincter has morning-after regrets:

Transcript:

Alcohol makes us slutty! Drank too much last night. Got a little too slutty, with my own husband. But every time I tell him: “We’re not doing that again for a while, that is a special occasion thing, because it fucking hurts the next day.”

And he’s always like “Yeah, I know. It’s always your idea.”

And I’m like “Oh, yeah. I asked for it, right?”

No, I literally do. I literally ask for it every time I have a few drinks, and I back up to him like a cat in a heat. I practically yowel at him! Then I’m the one who pays for it the next day.

Drink responsibly.

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