May 3rd, 2026 -- by Bacchus
This rather striking movie poster (or perhaps it’s more akin to a lobby card) for the twin features Sexy Susan Sins Again and Erotique was reproduced on the back cover of the June 1969 issue of Continental Film Revue magazine:
The Sexy Susan movie is said to be an “Austrian-Italian costume drama-adventure-sex comedy film.”
It took me awhile to identify the X-rated movie being advertised under the title Erotique, as that’s not really a unique keyword for searching. It turns out to have been alternative titling for Radley Metzger’s girls’ boarding school drama Therese & Isobel, as seen on this poster that gives both titles:
What’s not clear to me is how many virgins, or how much violence and vice, either movie genuinely has to offer. Nor is it perfectly clear which movie promises the nude crowd scene with at least 18 naked people in it. In those days, you couldn’t 100% trust a movie poster to deliver on promises like that anyway!
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May 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus
I shouldn’t say that every young man experiences this moment of exquisite relief upon discovering that the women his mother warned him against do in fact exist. But I definitely did!
If you don’t recognize Johnny Bravo in this short clip, you missed a great interlude in turn-of-the-century cartoon making.
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April 29th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
I should not pass along this joke. For reasons of gender ideology.
I generally believe that men and women can be friends. Opposed to this belief is a strain of gender ideology that argues against such friendships, specifically maintaining that men are usually (or “always” in the extremist version of the argument) just faking friendship while they maneuver the relationship toward sexual intimacy. I think that’s rubbish. But it’s an ideology that’s out there. People do think that way.
This joke made me laugh anyway:
Having a girl best friend is like having a pet chicken: you just know that one day you’re gonna end up trying to eat it…
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April 27th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
There may once have been a time when an unemployed dude with a good dick could mooch off an endless sequence of women willing to feed and house a worthless layabout sort-of-a-man “for the D”. But in this economy? The wind is shifting, the times are changing. I stole the following from TikTok and could not source it properly; some woman working a findom (financial domination) hustle was lipsynching to an uncredited sound clip. Imagine the following in AAVE:
As a man in today’s economy, if the only thing that you have to offer is dick, we gonna take you out, we gonna put you on a corner, you gonna sell it, right? And then you gonna get the money, and you gonna bring it back to me, okay?
That’s your future as a broke-ass boyfriend. No more Xbox and chill for you!
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April 24th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
This impressive hunk of man is Henri Barjac, dubbed “the French Adonis” in the February 1960 issue of Adonis: The Art Magazine Of The Male Physique. He is said to have been the premier male dancer for the supposedly one-season-only Las Vegas appearance (that actually lasted almost fifty years) of the world-famous Folies Bergeres Revue:
If seeing him all tied up in chained captivity is just not the right vibe to get your submissive blood pumping, here’s a polarity-flipped photo from the same spread of him in a virile stance with a big leather whip:
One of those oughta do it!
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April 22nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus
A sandy beach towel for sunbathing is all well and good, but for true comfort, your sunbathing yacht bunnies really prefer a sleeping bag and some nice clean pillows stretched out on the gleaming white fiberglass upperworks:
Photo is from the December 1974 issue of Men Only magazine.
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April 20th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
Last September in this space we enjoyed a short video clip of Nikki Glaser fantasizing about an unobtainable style of gangbang porn where the men are full of praise and respect, and pamper the female talent while they screw the everlovin’ heck out of her. I was instantly reminded of that clip — and of the entire pornified tradition of degrading body writing — when I saw Mr Girl Face fantasizing about a gangbang with positive/uplifting body-writing messages:
The fantasy:
A gangbang where people write on me, but instead of it being like, slut, whore, pig, cum dumpster, it’s like, have a great summer. Jonathan was here. Had so much fun with you. Can’t wait to do it again. Next time, cutie. One love. (More like nine plus the cameraman…)
PS: My mother, may she rest in peace, would not have approved, in all her 2nd-wave feminism and distaste for objectification, of any part of my ErosBlog enterprise; but she would specifically come back from the grave to haunt me, were I so remiss as to fail to highlight and celebrate this magnificent rag doll from the video background. Thus:
There, that’s better. Hauntings averted.
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