September 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
It’s an old joke, but still funny.
Upon returning from a lengthy honeymoon trip, a young bride’s mother asks her “How was your honeymoon, dear? Did you see a lot of interesting scenery?”
To which the new wife replies “Well, Mother, I can’t really describe the scenery. In hotels by day and on trains by night, in the three weeks we were gone, the only scenery I got to see was the flowers on the ceiling.”
Versions of this joke go back to at least 1913, per Gershon Legman’s book The Rationale of the Dirty Joke.
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September 5th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Can you even call it a porno these days if there isn’t a facial cumshot? Yeah, rhetorical question. But jizzing on three pretty faces at the same time? That still brings novelty to the scene. It also doesn’t hurt that they look a little bit like cum-hungry baby birds waiting to be fed:
From Kings Of Miami: The Penthouse at Collective Corruption.
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September 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Long time readers will recall that from the earliest days of sex blogging, I have strenuously rejected, despised, and refused to deploy the “Not Safe For Work” flag on adult content. I do, however, fully endorse this usage:
From GhostieGhoo.
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September 2nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
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September 1st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
I am by no means an expert in Catholic ritual, but to me this doesn’t look like the way a responsible priest is supposed to take a confession:
Photo is from a scene called Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned that’s currently available on Kink.com, but it originally comes from Wasteland.
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August 31st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy features a kinky dominant sadist of a book-boyfriend Scotsman, having a quiet conversation with a friend at the kink club about the difficulty of finding a good long-term relationship partner:
“It’s a puzzle, isn’t it?” Kate mused. “The quest for that perfect match.”
Next to her, Connor shifted.
“Aye, it’s nae easy task,” he replied. “Even vanilla dating isn’t easy, but for us? Ye have all the mundane matching tae to do – politics, religion, lifestyle, personality, sexual orientation. Then the deeper stuff — how do ye feel about kids, how do ye balance work and home, are your families going to hate each other, how do ye split the bills? And then ye’ve got kink – how submissive are ye, really? How much pleasure to how much pain? Can I meet your needs, all of em? Can ye meet mine? I knew a girl,” he added, brogue thickening with old frustration although he said it with a certain humor. “Beautiful girl. Sweet as honeysuckle, pure submissive, perfect match.”
“But?” Kate prompted, smiling.
“But she was into watersports,” Connor said and shook his head. “Every scene had to end with me pissing on her. Not my thing at all. And it’s one thing in the club or the shower, but every bloody time! Woman, that’s a five-thousand-dollar mattress! I’m nae pissing on it! Ye find someone else to play Betsy-Wetsy with ye.”
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August 29th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
You know this is an old joke because it features a crowded streetcar:
An old gentleman invites a young lady on a crowded streetcar to sit on his lap, saying that he is too old to get up and give her his seat, and by the same token, too old for it to be wrong for her to sit on his lap. After jolting along in the streetcar for a few blocks, with her bouncing on his lap, he says, “Miss, one of
us will have to get up after all. I’m not as old as I thought I was.”
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