June 30th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Hello Kitty has really bulked up since the last time I saw her! I never knew she was a muscle mommy:
The sticker was spotted for sale in Toronto by mcc.
I must now confess that “muscle mommy” is a new phrase in my inventory. After checking to confirm my shallow understanding of it, I found myself typing “are muscle mommies lesbian-coded” into Google. And that, my friends, is not a question that 2024’s AI-infected ad-tech-enabled search engines are willing or able to answer for me.
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June 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Back in 2016 I wrote some commentary about the “boring limp-dicked motherfuckers” who think that “worthless hole” is a fun epithet to use when degrading women. Needless to say, I don’t believe women can have, or be, worthless holes.
When I write about something like this, my weird brain remembers it, and I make connections to similar things, often many years later. Thus, when sex worker and underwater photographer Madi decided to clap back at some jerk who called her a “bottomless hole” on TikTok, I really liked her response:
Transcript: “I wouldn’t say I’m a bottomless hole, but I would say I’m like, three useful holes, on like a good day.”
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June 25th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a two-stanza limerick from 1941 that relies heavily on the supposed banality of married sex:
There was a young man with a prick
which into his wife he would stick
every morning and night
if it stood up alright —
not a very remarkable trick.
His wife had a nice little cunt
that was hairy, and soft in the front.
With this she would fuck him
or sometimes she’d suck him…
a charming, if commonplace, stunt.
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June 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
This week’s Monday monster fucker comes to us from the realm of manga and via Kinky Delight:
I am told that the word “moist” is squicky for some people, and in that understanding, with mischievous malice aforethought, I ask you now: doesn’t this seem like a very moist tryst?
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June 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is this yard sale simile: “My shirt went flying. His boot bounced off the wall. Pants dropped. We were both bare within seconds, everything we wore like a yard sale around us.”
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June 21st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
I don’t have any context for this strip show but I can say it appeared without caption in the October 1964 issue of Modern Man magazine:
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June 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Each of them has a surprise for the other. Which reveal should happen first? Spud may be a fuzzy soft dom, but self-described brat Princess Lux wins the day: “My surprise requires no leaving and no pants!”
Moral: never underestimate the power of pantslessness.
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