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September 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

She’ll Wear You Out

She’s wearing black nitrile gloves and she brought a quart of lube. Honestly, dude, you better do whatever she tells you, because she can keep this up all night long and your dick cannot:

woman in a sports bra wearing black gloves is giving a handjob to a guy with a big dick and a cock ring

This has been circulating as an edging .gif for a few years but I don’t have a credit for it.

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September 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Playing Pool In A Miniskirt

There may be a lot of reasons to mourn the decline in fashionability of the miniskirt, but here’s one of them: playing pool with a pretty girl was a lot more fun when you might get a good upskirt glimpse as she bent over the table to make a tricky shot.

bro smiles as his date stretches over the pool table, showing her panties to everyone

Illustration is from the June 1968 issue of Pad magazine.

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September 22nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Moment Of Joy #19

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the paranormal erotica heroine who, in a fit of pique, told off the male protagonist and romantic lead by spitting “Bite me!” at him.

And then, a beat later, her consternation — as she realizes she just said “bite me” to a man who is urbane and sophisticated and attractive but above all else, he’s an 800-year-old VAMPIRE.

Oopsie!

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September 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Tentacle Dreams

 
September 18th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Throwing A Big Dick

What happens when you turn topless porn stars Summer Brielle and Destiny Dixon loose in a pottery studio with a lot of wet clay? Of course they’re going to try and make a huge ceramic dildo:

topless porn stars throwing clay on a pottery wheel

From a 2013 Brazzers shoot called Big Tits At School that’s also available on the 2014 Brazzers After School Special DVD.

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September 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Well-Escorted Dancer

The slinky topless babe could be a nightclub dancer anywhere in the 20th-century world, but according to the March 1962 issue of Fury magazine, this one with her two accompanying shirtless male burlesque performers was in the cosmopolitan city of Beirut:

topless dancer with two male escorts

Clearly the man who thought he was Lebanon’s first male stripper back in 2010 was insufficiently informed about his own country’s rich cultural history!

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September 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Have You Tried The “Bottom Diet”?

Your Boy Joey has a weight-loss tip you may not have tried yet:

Transcript:

I was thinking about something today, and the simple fact is that I’ve lost almost 35 pounds.

One of the ways that I’ve done that is simply by wearing a butt plug for four to eight hours a day. I think my body interprets that as, like, poop. And the next thing you know, I don’t want that extra chicken parm sandwich.

There you go. It’s the actual bottom diet.

Since ErosBlog is a body-positive sex blog, you won’t find much talk of diets or body size here. But for this “diet” tip, I was willing to make an exception.

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