June 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Each of them has a surprise for the other. Which reveal should happen first? Spud may be a fuzzy soft dom, but self-described brat Princess Lux wins the day: “My surprise requires no leaving and no pants!”
Moral: never underestimate the power of pantslessness.
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June 18th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Do you like cream buns? How could you not like cream buns?
These ones belong to Eden West, shooting for True Amateur Models.
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June 16th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
We stan a landscaper who knows how to properly shape a vigorous bush:
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June 14th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Mom and Dad are living their best life in their empty-nest. Do yourselves a favor, kids: knock!
The Nymph has an adult niece she half-raised like her own daughter who has this terrible habit of just walking in like she owns the place. (To be fair, she did grow up in this house.) Anyway, she’s gotten several eyefuls of nudity that caused her to complain bitterly. Sympathy levels are low. Fuckin’ knock!
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June 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
When Meredith tells a cute story about kissing other girls to give them fake hickeys, I confess to wondering the same thing she eventually got around to asking herself: “What’s fake about this hickey?”
I went to all-girls high school and a lot of times people ask if it was homoerotic. And usually how I describe all-girls high school is, it was like a much-needed all-female reboot to the Stanford Prison Experiment. But asking if all-girls school was queer is interesting.
I remember there was one time… My friends and I had a plan to give each other fake hickeys to make a group of boys jealous. Two things about that:
First, when you are on the ground in the trenches you realize pretty quickly: What’s fake about this hickey? Because I am just sucking on your neck.
Secondly, at our at our school there weren’t… there were no boys to make jealous! So our plan to do fake hickeys for boys? Girl, I think I gave you a real hickey for me.
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June 12th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
You know what they say: friends don’t let friends endure anal frustration.
No, wait: I’m being informed that nobody actually does say that. Well, if not, they totally should!
Photos are from Bestie Butt-Stuffing at Kink.com.
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June 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Sure, it’s not a yacht, but that’s nice woodwork. Not at all a blue-collar watercraft:
Sorry, I don’t have a source for this vintage porn photo. But I do have some dude on Mastodon who is at pains to explain to me that those rich people in the western Mediterranean whose boats are getting violenced by orcas aren’t genuinely rich, no, they’re just hard-working middle-class people out enjoying the ocean on their annual weeks of paid leave from their work-a-day jobs. In their totally-not-a-yacht pleasure sailboats.
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