According to this post on bsky.social:

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC, as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

The video, in context:

Yes, that’s a (presumably AI-generated) video of Donald Trump sucking Elon Musk’s toes playing underneath a text legend that says “Long live the real king.” Do we stan toe-sucking oligarchs? Well, I don’t, but I would never want to yuck your yum.

The clean .gif of just the toe sucking makes it more obvious that this particular King Elon has two left feet, which is normal life for an AI-generated monster.

Update: Sometimes my pornocalypse-sensitized curatorial instincts are super-solid. BlueSky deleted the post about this already, per an article at 404 Media. Supposedly the lame AI toe-sucking violates BlueSky’s policy on “non-consensual explicit material”. We might fairly wonder if there’s an unstated reason more compelling than that one.

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In the past I have twice blogged photos from Hedy Lamarr’s famous (or infamous) nude scenes in the 1933 movie Ecstasy. An article titled The True Story of Hedy Lamarr in the the June 1967 issue of Modern Man magazine included these two grainy (but different) additional views of the lovely actress in all her uncovered lacustrine and sylvan glories:

Magazine caption reads:

Starring in one of world’s pioneer art movies during early Thirties, Hedy is cast as innocent nymphet whose cavorting au naturel in Austrian pond and woods merely served as prelude to seduction sequences which made Ecstasy a motion picture which still stirs frequent controversy.

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I am impressed by the stoic demeanor of this handsome young man as he is teased on the street by a put-together pair of flirtatiously dominant women:

Their conversation goes something like this:

Dommy brunette: “I had a period of time, actually, where I was really into cat boys.”

Our man: “Would he meow? ”

Dommy brunette: “He would meow.”

Blonde: “Yeah. And nothing hotter than like, cat ears with like a ball gag.”

Brunette, moaning: “Oh, yeah.”

Blonde: “Whilst their hands are tied.”

Brunette, appreciatively: “Mmmmmm.”

Blonde: “And they’re like crying.”

Brunette: “Tied to the bed, you know? Spread eagled.”

Our man: …

Blonde: “Are you interested? We can make it happen.

Our man: “Do I have a choice?

Blonde: “No…”

That conversation, as they say, escalated quickly!

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Her need for his cock is every bit as strong as her need for food and air, and there’s nothing she enjoys more than proving it to him:

Photo, via Bondage Blog, is from a 2012 Kink.com shoot.

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Men love challenges. This man is equipped to meet them:

Apologies for the low quality video; this implied-cunnilingus video meme has been viraling around for a while now.

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Some people get a card on St. Valentine’s Day. You lucky dog, you get a chocolate heart with a lickable creamy center:

Photo circulated without attribution on porn Tumblr during its heyday. The candy-heart pose is probably deliberate, given the chocolate cupcake tattoos on her thighs in the uncropped photo. She knows she’s a sweet dessert treat!

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Look, honey. You’re a twenty-two year old orphan who landed in chocolate and clover. You spend half your life in the clubs, and you’re going to school and living rent-free in a luxury six-bedroom apartment in the kinkiest city on the west coast after your widowed step-momma married a rich and dreamy tech finance guy. She spends half her time wincing when she sits down and then vanishing into her own head with a mysterious smile on her face, and you can’t remember when she was this happy. You’ve got no business at all lurking and peeping outside her bedroom doorway:

What’s more, this man who makes her so happy? He’s no one to trifle with. He’s been the picture of propriety with you, his new double step-daughter. But you can tell he sees every part of you. He won’t cross any lines that you don’t cross first, but if you were foolish enough to cross them yourself?

Oh, honey, did he see you watching? You better run! Or… oh, no, too late! Silly goose, you never planned to run, did you?

Photos are from My Step-Mother Is A Sex Slave at Kink.com.

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