Sorry, weedy kids, that’s not some sort of nifty illuminated vaporizer she’s smoking. Nope, she’s got a mouth full of the purest kinkiness in the form of glass-encased plasma, courtesy of Wired Pussy:

And speaking of pussy, would it be crass to point out that her mouth is not the only place that the highly-charged electrode gets put, in the photoset from which this photo is taken?

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It looks like she’s a guest at one of your better class of bondage blowjob parties. For me, it’s broseph Orson Welles looming in the background in a tux who really makes the picture:

More here, courtesy of Public Disgrace.

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Once our new mechanical sex overlords figured out that soft fleshy minions require even more lubrication than the machine intelligences whose reproductive processes they were evolved to hijack, their conquest began to proceed more smoothly:

Image credit: Fucking Machines.

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I think this Sex And Submission gallery may feature more kinky sex practices and activities and overall different flavors of fetish fuel than I’ve ever seen in one free porn gallery before.

There’s chains, and shackles, and water hoses, and wet clothing, and ball gags, and spider gags, and a cage, and several different bondage blowjobs including one from inside the cage, and some buttsex of course, and an electric shock toy, and some boot licking, and some pussy fisting, and some forced orgasms with squirting (into her own mouth, even), and some cum on her face and… well, I’m sure I missed something.

The shoot stars Sindee Jennings, and she’s a very busy girl.

Back in the 1950s there was a running gag (no pun intended) in John Willie’s Bizarre magazine. He’d run a bondage photograph plus copy exhorting the reader to learn “jiu-jitsu” to avoid such situations:

For some odd reason that “Learn Jiu-Jitsu!” tagline popped instantly into my head when I stumbled over this old photograph from the early days of Hogtied.com:

Only, of course, it was twisted around: “Learn geography! So you don’t get into this mess…”

Update: After some serious rummaging and searching, I was able to find the Hogtied photoshoot (from 2003!) that this image comes from. The model is Audrey Leigh.

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I sometimes regret that Kink.com stopped updating their Men in Pain site and instead launched Divine Bitches as their flagship for femdom. “Bitches” is a word you don’t see very often here on ErosBlog, because I don’t find bitchiness erotic (with a side order of “I don’t deploy that word lightly, especially against women I don’t know”). Not being aroused by bitches disqualifies me, I suppose, from the target market for your typical female-dominant internet porn site. It’s a pity, though, because those fem-dom ladies do sometimes have some cool costumes!

Case in point, Lorelei Lee and Felony, dressed as nurses from Hell (or, if not from Hell, then from the world’s most unsanitary hospital):

In this little morality play, our evil nurses get their hands on (no, pardon me, in femdom-speak I guess they “dig their claws into”) Zak Tyler, who seems unaccountably happy. Perhaps he does not apprehend his true peril?

You know where this is going, though. By committing poorly-specified atrocities upon his happy bits, it doesn’t take them long to turn that smile upside down. Talk about a rapid attitude adjustment:

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Y’all know that Kink.com is one of my favorite porn companies. But I gotta ask, what’s up with the dick on a long stick?

This latest example comes from The Upper Floor, but you can see it at any of their sites … and I don’t remember seeing it anywhere else in porn. Still, it’s obviously a porn thing:

I have some theories to explain the dick on a stick, but I don’t know if they are the right ones. For instance:

1. the dick on a stick allows them to show a lot of penetration in scenes that are mostly girl/girl, no male model needed;
2. the dick on a stick allows them to show penetration from angles where an attached man would obscure the camera shot;
3. the dick on a stick allows them to show penetrations that are rougher and more vigorous than could be easily managed with a dick attached to a man; or
4. the dick on a stick allows photographers and directors to participate directly in shoots without being visible on camera.

But weighing against all that is a more fundamental question: Who actually wants to see a dick on a stick?

If porn is about satisfying the fantasies of the viewer, who are the viewers who fantasize about a dick on a stick, either giving or receiving? If this were a fetish, wouldn’t there be written dick-on-a-stick fantasies? (I know, I know, Rule 34. Somebody will probably find some written dick-on-a-stick porn and link it in the comments, in an attempt to prove they have better porn-fu than me. Cool, knock yourself out, we all benefit.) Let’s hear it, readers: Do dicks on sticks do anything for you?

If I should be so fortunate as to have this blog post read by any of the Kink.com creative people who are responsible for stick-dicking porn, I’d be delighted to hear why you make it and what your impressions are of the target purchasing audience for it.

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