There’s an old and hilarious Ray Stevens song called The Mississippi Squirrel Revival. At one point during that song, we hear about a woman named “Sister Bertha better-than-you” who is “watchin’ all the commotion with sadistic glee.” Well, I never really knew what “sadistic glee” looked like until I saw the special light in the eyes of Isis Love (she’s the one holding the red electric shock wand in case you were in any doubt) in this shoot from Wired Pussy:

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“He won’t keep his hands off my boobs!” is a complaint that many a man has earned, true enough. But it’s one of those complaints a wise man doesn’t take entirely at face value. Often, when applied to a lover, the complaint is more about timing or venue or level of applied enthusiasm; it’s a rare woman who wants them left 100% the hell alone. And if you think rough treatment is never appreciated by any woman, here’s a photographic counter argument:

That’s from Sex and Submission via Kinky Delight.

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If ever I were going to complain about alienating the workers from the means of production, it would have to be in the context of Fucking Machines. But even here, the progress-though-industry people may be able to make a case for the virtues of mechanized mass production:

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A recent post at Sexoteric reminded me that the Ultimate Surrender style of naked girlfights is just a recent entry in a long and venerable pornographic tradition:

I expecially enjoy the pre-bout photography. These matches always start out so promising:

Tonight it’s Ally Ann (fighting as “Power Puff”) versus Tia Ling (fighting as “Jade”). Ally Ann looms over Tia Ling, smiling that corn-fed Nebraska farm-girl smile, but I’m seeing more confidence in Tia’s eye’s than in Ally’s. I’ve got bad news, Power Puff: This is one project where “little and cute” is not enough to get you what you want. And make no mistake, these are both tiny women in truth, as the fight card shows:

Things don’t start out very well for Power Puff:

I’ll grant Power Puff this much, she does make an effort:

But the fight really doesn’t go very well for her. It’s downhill all the way to defeat…and beyond. Beyond, I say, because at Ultimate Surrender, defeat is always followed by ritual and public sexual humiliation:

(Click the last two images to see large versions; click here to see more of the fight.)

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I’ve long maintained that a responsible porn consumer should pay attention — when possible — to the business and employment practices of the people who make the porn. Not all pornographers are created equal. And who has a better view than their models?

Thus it is that I enjoy hearing from models at Kink.com (a long-time ErosBlog favorite), especially when they confirm my own prejudices. (Can there be any human pleasure more sweet than having cherished notions confirmed?)

You can imagine, therefore, the twin delights I experienced when I stumbled over the excellent blog by Miss Maggie Mayhem (how have I missed it?) and found the following paragraph under the heading Things I loved: 2009:

Kink.Com has been one place that feels more and more like home for me every time I visit. Working for their sites means being well cared for by intelligent people who are all passionate about sexuality. Not once did my request for a condom get snubbed or looked down upon, not once did my need for a break result in a sneer, and there was always a friendly production assistant ready with a fuzzy robe and a hug. When you get your porn from Kink.Com you’re getting it from good people who treat their models with respect. I was very happy to work with them throughout 2009 and I look forward to many more years and shoots there.

Image credit: The Training of O.

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When I stumbled over this random Kink.com gallery, my first thought was “What an ambitiously-proportioned strap-on to be sucking!”

My second thought: Isn’t it time for Isis Love to abandon the stereotypical dominatrix sneer?

Do professional dominant ladies sneer like this during sessions? Is there a market demand for it? Or is it just a porn thing?

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Evil Santa has more fun than Nice Santa, I do believe: