August 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Sometimes we do tend to overcomplicate things…
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“Oh, no, all this gender stuff has made dating so confusing.”
I don’t know what’s confusing about it. If it’s concave, you stick your tongue in it. If it’s convex, you suck it. It’s pretty simple!
The TikTok tag cloud on this was “#trans #transmasc #nonbinary #lgbt #t4t #transdating #queerdating” but honestly I feel as if this dating advice has applicability that’s a whole lot more general than that.
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August 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
After several brief attempts as a much younger man to engage with Vladimir Nabokov’s infamous novel Lolita and/or the substantial corpus of derivative works (cinematic, pornographic, and otherwise) associated with it, I unilaterally and by my sole unappointed authority placed the entire franchise into literary bankruptcy. In a word, I have shunned it. For much of the 20th century, bad books about dull men doing awful things during a mid-life crisis were considered to be the only legitimate subject for “serious” literature, and Lolita is a worst-in-its-class exemplar. It’s thus no accident that I haven’t looked at anything based on or derived from Lolita since 1999, when I accidently saw American Beauty in the theater without knowing what I was walking into.
Moving on. Last night a good friend who has a lot going on in his life was up rather late, pre-treating his insomnia with whiskey and his curated collection of cinematic classics on Blu-ray. Knowing me rather well, he paused his viewing to snap me a screen capture. If I’d seen this “in the wild” with no context, I would have assumed it was a modern AI artifact. But no, it’s from Stanley Kubrick’s 1962 movie adaptation of Lolita:
Paraphrasing my friend only slightly, he told me “Kubrick’s movie isn’t even getting crap past the radar here. It’s firing the crap right at the radar!” Indeed.
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August 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
This cartoon from the January 1959 issue of Scandolls magazine is disturbingly up to date and modern in its sentiments. Apparently low teacher pay has always been with us:
The caption reads:
Prostitution is more a matter of economics than morals. If we are going to keep our teachers off the streets — we’ll have to start paying them!
There’s an artist signature on the cartoon but I can’t quite make it out.
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August 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus
On a recent podcast, Australian drag queen Courtney Act and US reality TV personality Parvati Shallow together confronted (backup link) the biological reality that men’s prostate glands (sometimes called “the male G-spot“) are inconveniently located deep in our asses. The conversation takes the inevitable turn:
“So, are we saying all women should peg their men?”
“Yes!”
That’s not even the most outrageous claim in this 30-second clip:
I should point out that if getting someone to peg and/or fuck your prostate is not going to fit conveniently on your immediate social schedule or comfortably with your self-understanding, there is an entire universe of ass toys out there you can use to hit that sweet spot yourself. Don’t be missing out!
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July 31st, 2025 -- by Bacchus
I’ll probably have things to say in this space about the world’s recent loss of Tom Lehrer, but he’s been much on my mind since his passing a few days ago. His admonition in particular not to write naughty words on walls if you can’t spell is one I often think of when encountering illiterate online trolls, but I thought of it again just now when I saw the advice Moe had from her Italian grandfather (backup link here) about keeping her distance from the man who can spell too well:
You know what some of the funniest dating advice I’ve ever received is?
“Ask him how to spell the word gonorrhea. If he can confidently spell it right on the first try, leave the man alone.”
Not the advice I’m expecting to be getting.
So I look at him, I’m like, “Papa, what?”
And he’s like, “Now, Morgan, gonorrhea can be cured with medication, okay? But, like, you’re not gonna learn how to spell it the first time you get it. That’s a difficult word. If he knows how to spell that and if he can do it confidently, it’s happened multiple times, and you probably need to question the guy. I’d back away if I were you.”
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July 28th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
This would certainly qualify as what the landscape artists call “statement statuary” — even if the statement has something to do with the poor taste and lack of class of the man who commissioned the garden fountain.
The cartoon is from a 1970s Hustler magazine.
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July 25th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Meanwhile over on uncensored social media, Luigi Muffingione writes:
If capitalists are going to demand the censoring of any queer/kink/sexual/nsfw content on all their platforms, i think it’s time we see more street art and other public expressions of that content outside of spaces controlled by payment processor moralists
oh no, your kid saw some titties and a bondage scene graffitied on a wall? damn, shouldve let us put that stuff on tumblr bruh
Indeed.
And for folks who don’t have the courage or talent to be graffiti artists, stickers are a thing. Very hard to catch you, even in a panopticon society.
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