June 7th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Dark romance author A.A. Powers posted on TikTok asking for suggestions on how to positively describe the scent of a woman’s vagina without resorting to the sweetness cliches like honey or fruit, or the tired male misogynies (my characterization, not hers) of fish or seafood. Her commenters did not disappoint:
SKEKMAL: The scent was orchid, but not the kind from bottles. It was warm, flesh-born, laced with salt and skin. A pulse of musk beneath soft floral breath. Sharp enough to stir the gut, and intimate enough to haunt the mouth.
Trish Freyre: Her scent was intimate and alive — warm like sun-touched skin, with a whisper of salt and something softly tangy, like crushed petals steeped in summer heat. It carried the quiet wildness of a hidden grove, rich with earth and something faintly sweet — not perfumed, not artificial, but primal, clean, and deeply human.
Jenn: She was wild and earthy, tangy and bittersweet like my favorite dark chocolate melting on my tongue…
If any ErosBlog commenters want to share their favorite suggestions, the comments are open, both here and on TikTok. But if you go over there, be at least as nice as you would be here!
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June 5th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Right now one of the hottest video clips on pay-per-view porn clip site Clips4Sale (#6 as I write this) is a cute predicament bondage tickling scene called Kitzia’s Unfair Challenge. Poor girl! Our busty heroine is all tied up, as it were, with her arms held well up out of the way and her generous bosoms hidden only by a flap of blouse fabric that will fall down if she doesn’t keep it secure in place by holding onto some chains that she grips with her mouth. Her problem, and our tease, is that some terrible villain is tickling her armpits! How long can poor Kitzia preserve her modesty against the assaults of a determined tickle-master?
It doesn’t help, of course, that literally none of us are rooting for her…
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June 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
A buddy about three counties away called me up and claimed he overheard this in a big farm supply store:
Customer: “Hey, man, I’ve got an awful lot of mowing to do. I really want that big yellow zero-turn riding mower you’ve got out front, but my wife says it’s too expensive and won’t let me buy it. You got any ideas for me?
Man behind the customer service desk: “Yeah, that’s a rough problem, man. Would you like to have a look at some better options?”
Customer: “Absolutely, what do you have?”
Customer service man: “Lemme walk you around the store and make some introductions. Emily in our outdoor clothing department is a really sweet girl looking to settle down, and then there’s Patricia in sporting goods. She’s a young single mom who loves to hunt and fish. Oh, and if she’s in today you really ought to meet Marge in paint mixing, she’s been trying to meet a nice hard-working man…”
Versions of this have been circulating on social media as a joke for a while now, so take it with the appropriate grain of salt. A shaggy-dog story for our times!
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June 3rd, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Just because it says “Sophia Loren naked” in a large font beside the picture (and on the cover of the magazine) doesn’t mean the woman in the photo actually is Sophia Loren:
Our ersatz Sophia is to be found in Cash #43, a Dutch (I think) porn magazine without any date that I can find.
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June 1st, 2025 -- by Bacchus
In honor of the first day of Pride Month, Qpan from TikTok wants you to know: when you’re involved in a threesome, it’s not exactly straight sex, even if you’re “just watching.” Welcome to the family, and happy Pride!
Backup link is here (because I don’t trust TikTok even a little bit.)
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May 31st, 2025 -- by Bacchus
You know how Chuck Tingle’s collective word for people, perhaps more specifically his fans, is “buckaroos”? I thought of that when I saw this interior title graphic in the April 1978 issue of Honcho magazine, as seen here at BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings:
For the record, and because it came up in social media conversation the other day, BJ is the only sex blogger I know of who has been been blogging more or less continually for longer than me. However, a big asterisk on that is that I can’t find nav links to his pre-2010 archives anywhere on his current website. I only have that link because it’s in my own posts from that era.
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May 29th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
A silly goose on TikTok sounds fed up with the weaponized incompetence of the men in her life, and she’s threatening to return the favor:
It seems like she might have some apologies and foot massages due to her.
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