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February 14th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Some people get a card on St. Valentine’s Day. You lucky dog, you get a chocolate heart with a lickable creamy center:
Photo circulated without attribution on porn Tumblr during its heyday. The candy-heart pose is probably deliberate, given the chocolate cupcake tattoos on her thighs in the uncropped photo. She knows she’s a sweet dessert treat!
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February 12th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Look, honey. You’re a twenty-two year old orphan who landed in chocolate and clover. You spend half your life in the clubs, and you’re going to school and living rent-free in a luxury six-bedroom apartment in the kinkiest city on the west coast after your widowed step-momma married a rich and dreamy tech finance guy. She spends half her time wincing when she sits down and then vanishing into her own head with a mysterious smile on her face, and you can’t remember when she was this happy. You’ve got no business at all lurking and peeping outside her bedroom doorway:
What’s more, this man who makes her so happy? He’s no one to trifle with. He’s been the picture of propriety with you, his new double step-daughter. But you can tell he sees every part of you. He won’t cross any lines that you don’t cross first, but if you were foolish enough to cross them yourself?
Oh, honey, did he see you watching? You better run! Or… oh, no, too late! Silly goose, you never planned to run, did you?
Photos are from My Step-Mother Is A Sex Slave at Kink.com.
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February 11th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
According to a post on Mastodon, these satirical stickers are to be found in bathrooms in the DFW airport in Texas:
Text on the sticker reads, more or less:
SECURITY NOTICE
Electronic Genital Verification (EGV)
Your genitalia may be photographed electronically during your use of this facility as part of the Electronic Genital Verification (EGV) pilot program at the direction of the Office of the Lieutenant Governor. In the future, EGV will help keep Texans safe while protecting your privacy by screening for potentially improper restroom access using machine vision and Artificial Intelligence (Al) in lieu of traditional genital inspections.
At this time, images collected will be used solely for model training purposes and will not be used for law enforcement or shared with other entities except as pursuant to a subpoena, court order or as otherwise compelled by legal process.
Your participation in this program is voluntary. You have the right to request removal of your data by calling the EGV program office at (512) 463-0001 during normal operating hours (Mon-Fri 8AM-5PM).
Cautionary note: The number provided is the main number for the Texas Lieutenant Governor’s office.
I feel like we’ve seen a similar round of bogus-but-funny bathroom surveillance stickers in the past, but I’m not finding anything about them in my posting history. Possibly I’m not guessing at the correct search words, possibly I didn’t blog about it that time.
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February 9th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Back in my day we might have said that the rich bastards can suck our dicks, but this is a new century, with a whole new lexicon to go with it. Apparently, they can oligargle these nuts!
Wait, did somebody say deez nuts?
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February 7th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
One of the many things I miss from the heyday of porn on Tumbler was a loose association of swingers, adventurers, exhibitionists, and amateur porn enthusiasts who shared pictures like the one above. I no longer remember whether the name “Good Wife Project” was a specific Tumblr, or a tag that was shared across a group of like-minded posters and sites. The common theme was point-of-view shots of grown-ass women, enthusiastic blowjobs, sticky faces, and posing/staging that didn’t look like commercial porn.
I did an awful lot of right-click-save-as slipshod curation in those days, but in hindsight, nothing like enough. And of course, I’d have been an awful lot better off focusing on crawling and capturing entire tumblrs. They didn’t usually have much metadata, but sometimes there was a little bit.
Am I not grateful for the crawling and capturing that the Internet Archive did? Of course. But it’s appalling how incomplete those crawls are, and how many images were not captured, especially in the earlier years. No shade; a crawl like that is an enormous, resource-expensive and somewhat adversarial undertaking. I prefer to celebrate what the Archive did capture rather than lament what they didn’t.
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February 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
This erotic sculpture in a classical style appears to be French, but little is known online about it, except that it was on display in the Museum of Sex in Amsterdam in 2006 when this photo was taken by Esther Garcia. I’m sure many of ErosBlog’s readers have been to that museum; perhaps if we’re lucky, some of you will remember and share some of the curatorial information about the piece, that might have been on display with it?
Here’s another image of the display case, giving a bit more visual context to the museum exhibit.
I’d sure love to know more!
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February 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
You whippersnappers don’t know what it was like, but sometimes when it got boring in the office you just had to close your office door, call up your honey, and ask her what she was wearing. Did you shave this morning? Did you miss me while you were in the shower?
Art is by Cécile Vallonoux.
Full disclosure: I am old enough to have worked in a 20th-century office with the architecture that allowed for this kind of phone sex shenanigans, but I’m not actually old enough to have indulged in them. By my time, the supporting social structures were already long gone. I had a lock on my door but my boomer bosses expected to, and did, burst into my office without warning at any time.
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