January 10th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
I’m not a big fan of those shit-stirring vids on TikTok where some wife or girlfriend asks her man an impossible question where all the answers are dangerous. A recent one is “would you be able to pick out my hoo-ha from a lineup of 100 hoo-ha photos?”
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was the absolute king who looked his red-headed wife dead in the eye and with a wide smile he replied “Oh, yeah, no problem. It’ll be the big red hairy one.”
What all these memes have in common is a woman looking for a fight (a playful one, hopefully) by putting her man in an impossible defensive situation and then tormenting him once he’s stuck there. He usually can’t deny her the fight, but he can always seize the tactical initiative, go on offense, and avoid getting bogged down in the lowlands. Extra points if he can keep the twinkle in his eye while he does it.
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January 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
A few days ago I watched a short YouTube comedy clip called “I want to be married to my Instagram wife.” No link because it wasn’t very funny — just a lackluster and predictable comedian/performance — but that title! It makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Probably our — everybody’s — social media presentation is more attractive than we ourselves are in real life, because we work hard to present the best of our best selves on social media. That somebody might genuinely yearn to be married to their social media wife instead of their actual life-wife is a reminder and a warning. Presenting our best selves to our IRL loved ones might be an unexpectedly good idea! Perhaps even more rewarding than whatever we get from social media?
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January 8th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
She went into this dungeon on a quest for knowledge. She found the books she was looking for, and now she’s getting a bonus lesson:
Artist is Dr. Graevling.
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January 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
The word “airtight” is a relatively-recent piece of sexual slang that means just what you imagine: a woman with a cock in every hole, so she becomes, at least metaphorically, air tight. Yes, I suspect the allusion to a blowup sex doll is deliberate, although I don’t have the linguistic chops to prove it. For a bride on her wedding night, the full airtight experience is easy to arrange, at least if the groom and his groomsmen share a cooperative turn of mind:
These photos are from Airtight Sluts, which is a compilation video that’s one of the top twenty Kink.com scenes when sorted by popularity.
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January 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Some things never change. This nipple play artwork is from a page in a 1937 issue (Nº 183) of the French magazine Séduction and it could not possibly be more clear that our man has been, and is, taking enormous delight in pinching and teasing the lady’s nipples. Meanwhile, her facial reaction is somewhere between grumpy and pissed all the way off. If there’s a man alive here in 2024 who is possessed of fingers that work, but somehow he has never seen that identical facial expression, then he is either luckier than most of us, or endowed with a great deal more self-restraint:
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January 4th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
This is, of course, not our first conversation like this. She came up to me at my computer wearing nothing but her towel robe, and tried to get a quick kiss. So of course I reached under the robe and found something to grasp between thumb and forefinger.
Her: “Ow! What’s the matter with you? Let go!”
Me: “I need a better kiss than that.”
After a pleasant interlude, her escape attempt resuming:
Her: “I gotta go get in the shower and then put on my facial lotion.”
Me: …
Her: What?
Me, grinning: …
Her: WHAT?
Me: You gonna make me say it?
Her: …
Me, grinning even harder: …
Her, still clueless: Just say it!
Me, leering: I got your facial lotion RIGHT HERE, baby!
Her: {blushes, flees}
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January 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
It’s no crime to want your lovers to be sexually ambitious and comfortable with one another. But as always, it may be wise to be careful what you wish for:
Artwork is by Ferres, via Kinky Delight, and comes from a Dofantasy comic.
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